WHAT IS A TEENAGER?
A teenager is….
…. a person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number
…. a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast
…. a youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday
…. someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room
…. a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can’t make a bed
…. a student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for her driver’s license
…. a connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music–loud and very loud ]
…. an enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes
…. a young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother
…. a romantic who never falls in love more than once a week
…. a budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off
…. a boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing
…. an original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.