All Caps Threatening Love Chain

FOLLOW DIRECTIONS CAREFULLY…….

IF U DON’T, THE FOLLOWING WILL HAPPEN TO U …. (U WILL FIND OUT LATER ON)

NOW LISTEN………

You will probably think….

This chain letter, like most chain letters, is full of crap and does not work.

BUT GUESS WHAT…

Y O U ‘ R E W R O N G
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW….I KNOW U WILL PROBABLY JUST IGNORE THIS …

BUT IF U DO .. THEN YOUR LOVE LIFE WILL VANISH IN 4-5 YEARS

READ ON TO LISTEN TO A TAIL OF THE LEGEND OF
“U THOUGHT U KNEW WHAT LOVE IS…..”

ONE EARLY MORNING, A WOMAN, WHO ALMOST EVERYONE KNEW AND
LOVED, WENT TO HER GRANDMOTHER’S FUNERAL ……
THE WOMEN, NAMED ISABELLA, WAS ABOUT TO BE MARRIED THE
NEXT DAY.
EVERY OTHER GUY WAS JEALOUS AND SHE LOVED THE
ATTENTION…..

HER GRANDMOTHER LEFT ISABELLA A CHEST WITH A LOT OF SO CALLED
“JUNK” IN IT.
SHE FOUND MANY CHAIN LETTERS, INCLUDING THIS ONE, AND
THOUGHT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT ABOUT THEM: “BRIEFLY
ADOICANTUIOUSLLY MYTHS” ..

SO….

WHAT DO U THINK HAPPENED…..

THE GROOM CALLED THE WEDDING OFF ……..

SHE THOUGHT “OH WELL I HAVE EVERY OTHER GUY….”

WELL DID SHE?……

NO EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE PLANET DESPISED HER…..SHE WATCHED THE
WORLD AROUND HER CRIPPLE…..

AND HER FAMILY DIE

NOW WHAT SHE READ ON THE CHAIN LETTER WAS THIS:

NOW YOU ARE SEEKED TO PASS THIS ON.
IT HAS BEEN PASSED ON 4 EVER,
AND A PERSON WHO DOES NOT PASS IT ON
SHALL HAVE A LOVE LIFE OF COMPLETE DEVER.
NOT ONLY NO A LOVE LIFE BUT SICKNESS AND
ILLNESS IN THE FAMILY.
FOR YOU SHOULD THINK OF OTHERS FIRST…
BEFORE IT IS TO LATE!!!!!!!

NOW U GO TO FORWARD AT THE EDGE OF YOUR SCREEN
AND MAIL IT TO….

0 PEOPLE …AND WELL HERE LOOK AT THIS:

IF U DO NOT PASS THIS ON AND TAKE IT AS ANOTHER STUPID CHAIN LETTER THAN THE
FOLLOWING COULD HAPPEN…
1. THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL BREAK UP WITH U 4 NO REASON
2. A SPECIAL PERSON IN YOUR LIFE WILL START SEEING SOMEONE ELSE
AND LEAVE U BE
3. YOUR LOVE LIFE WILL BREAK APART AND NOT BE PUT TOGETHER IN
AS MANY YEARS AS U R OLD
4. THE PERSON U R EITHER TOGETHER WITH OR ABOUT TO GET TOGET
TOGETHER WITH WITH FALL APART AND CONSIDERABALLY NOT
HAPPEN EVER

BUT DON’T WORRY THERE IS MORE….

5. YOUR LIFE WILL SHATTER BEFORE YOUR EYES
6. U WILL WATCH THE PEOPLE AROUND U DIE RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES
7. A HORRIBLE STORM WILL COME AND KNOCK DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND
KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY INCLUDING U.

*OH MY MY MY*

IF I WERE U I WOULD DO IT BECAUSE U DON’T KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN
WHICH ONE OF THESE IF NOT ALL OF THEM

BUT DO NOT WORRY IF U DO DO IT THEIR IS A GOOD SIDE IF U DO SEND IT:

TO 5 PEOPLE:
U WILL GET A KISS ON THE HAND FROM YOUR DADDY
*OOOH HOW NICE*
IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE, U WILL STAY TOGETHER BUT HE/SHE
WILL LOOK ACROSS THE MALL AT OTHER PEOPLE *HMMM*
FAMILY MEMBERS WILL STAY THE SAME
*LET ME THINK*

TO 10 PEOPLE:
U WILL GET A HUG FROM A CUTE PERSON ( OOOHHHHH HOW SPECIAL)
IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE, HE/SHE WILL NOT LOOK AT OTHER
PEOPLE ONLY U (SWEET AIN’T IT)
IF U HAVE 2-3 PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY SICK THEY WILL SHOW
IMPROVEMENT (JUST A TAD)

TO 15 PEOPLE:
YOUR CRUSH WILL FIGURE OUT U R ALIVE (GETTING BETTER…)
IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE THAN HE / SHE WILL SAY I LOVE AND
MEAN IT (DEFINITELY)
THE PEOPLE THAT R SICK IN YOUR FAMILY WILL SHOW EVEN BIGGER SIGNS
OF IMPROVEMENT (THAT IS FABOLO)

TO 20 PEOPLE:
YOUR CRUSH WILL GIVE U A KISS ON THE CHEEK ( HOW CUTE)
IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE U WILL HAVE A NIGHT OF ROMANCE
ALONE/…..AND HE/SHE WILL DEF. DIG U (THAT WILL BE CUTE AS A
PEACH)
THE PEOPLE SICK WILL OUT OF THE HOSPITAL BUT STILL NOT BETTER NOT
EVEN CLOSE

TO 25 PEOPLE: YOUR CRUSH WILL BREAK UP WITH WHOEVER AND NOTICE U R SINGLE
(BUT NOT GO OUT WITH YET!!!!!!
IF U GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE THAN THAT PERSON AND U WILL SAY THEY NEVER
WANT TO LEAVE YOUR ARMS AND MEAN IT
THE PERSON SICK WILL BE GETTING BETTER

TO 30 PEOPLE: YOUR CRUSH WILL GO OUT WITH U
IF U R GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE THAN U WILL NEVER SEPARATE
THE PEOPLE WHO R SICK WILL BE AN THE RAOD TO RECOVERY

TO 35 PEOPLE: YOUR CRUSH WILL FRENCH AND MAKE OUT WITH U THE MOMENT U
SAY
YES
IF U ARE GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE U WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN PASSED THAT AND
DO SOMEMORE
THESICK PEOPLE WILL HAVE GOOD NEWS FROM THE DOCTER AND WILL HAVE TO GO TO
HOSPITAL TO TALK WITH HIM

TO 40 PEOPLE: HE WON’T EVER WANT TO STOP
( NOW WE R TALKING)!!!!!!! AND HE WILL SAY I LOVE U AND MEAN IT!!!!
THE PER U R GOING OUT WITH WILL ASK U TO GO STEDY AND WILL GIVE HIS
NECKLACE TO WEAR SO THAT U KNOW HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE U NO MATTER WHAT!!!!
THE PEOPLE WHO WERE SICK WILL GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO TALK TO THE DR. AND
HE
WILL SAY THE CANCER OR THE AIDS OR THE HIV IR THE LUCEAMIA OR THE WHAT EVER
WAS WRONG ESCAPED FROM YOUR BODY MIRACULUSSLY AND IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN
!!!!A
MIRACLE

SO THERE U HAVE IT !!!!!!!

NOW IF I WERE U I WOULD DEFINATTLY DO THIS I AM SURE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO
THOUGHT THIS IS JUST A PESTY LITTLE CHAIN LETTER IS REGRETTING IT RIGHT NOW
MY
FRIEND GOT ONE LIKE THIS AND THOUGHT THAT IT WAS NOT WHAT IT REALLY IS(REAL
)…..AND SAVED IT BUT DID NOT SEND IT HER STEADY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH
HER
AFTER 4 YEARS OF ROMANCE
SO WHAT DID SHE DO WENT BACK ON AMERICA ONLINE AND WENT TO HER SAVED MAIL AND
SENT IT TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS SHE COULD IN 10 MINUTES IT DID NOT WORK AS
ACCURRATLLY BUT IT WORKED AND NOW SHE HAS BEEN GOING OUT WITH HIM. 2 WEEKS
AGO
WAS THEIR 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

NOW DO U THINK THAT WAS A WEIRD COINCIDENCE OR WHAT? I DOUBT IT!!!

NOW EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS LIKE ALL THE REST ISN’T
IT BETTER TO DO IT ANYWAY JUST IN CASE IS IT REALLY WORTH ALL THAT PAIN????

I DID DO IT AND A BOY CALLED ME UP RIGHT AWAY AND ASKED ME TO
GO OUT WITH HIM >>>>>
I AM IN LOVE
SO WHAT DO WANT TO FALL IN LOVE OR FALL OUT OF IT
GET DUMPED OR GET PUMPED
HAVE YOUR LOVE ONES DIE OR THEIR ILLNESSES DIE??

U PICK
WELL THINK OF IT EASYILY

DO U WANT BAD LUCK OR GOOD LUCK !!!!!

U CHOOSE

BY THE WAY GOOD LUCK
AND 4 THOSE DISBELIEVERS

W A T C H O U T !!!!!!!!!!!
U JUST DON’T KNOW WHEN IT WILL HIT YA

GOODBYE AND GOOD LUCK!~!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

FROM YOUR FRIEND.,.,..,.,.,.,…
BE CAREFUL

******* *. ************ AKA -*******-***-++