Are U from OHIO?
See how many of the following you relate to:
You don’t think of Florida first when someone
You snicker when someone’s from Tiffin, because you
think of the State Hospital.
Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
You’ve heard of 3.2% beer.
You’re proud of your state fair, but would rather
go to Cedar Point.
You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter,
Almost Winter, and Construction.
You live less than 30 miles from some college or
You know what a buckeye really is, and have a
recipe for candy ones.
“Toward the lake” means “north” and “toward the
river” means “south.”
You know if other Ohioians are from southern or
northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
You root for a college team though you’ve never
taken a class there.
You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy,
Bellefontaine,and Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta,
and you know which “N” is doubled in “Cincinnati.”
You always visit more than two amusement parks in
You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by
“Vacation” means spending a day at Cedar Point or
You measure distance in minutes.
Down south to you means Kentucky.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary
preposition. Example: “Where’s my coat at?”
You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave both unlocked.
You know what pop is.
You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over
Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel
The local paper covers national and international
headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
You thought that the Michael Stanley Band was the
most popular band in the country.
You actually get these jokes!
Forward ’em to all your OHIO friends!!