Articles of Kissing

This is a chain letter consisting of all the things you need to know
about love. You must follow Article 4 in titled consequences. If you
don’t, you will have bad luck for years to come.

Article 1: Statement of Love-The Kiss
A kiss on the hand means “Friendship”
A kiss on the nose means “Your cute”
A kiss on the cheek means ” I love you”
A kiss on the neck means “I want you”
A kiss in the ear means “Just joking”
A kiss with two eyes closed means “I am in love with you”
ANYWAYS—Don’t get carried away!!!
Thinking of you means “I miss you”
Holding your hand means “I like you”
Squeezing it means “I want to kiss you”
Putting my head on your sholder means “Comfort me”
My hands on your waist means “Never let me go”
Biting my lip means “I’m jealous”
Stepping on your toes means “I don’t like”
Staring into your eyes means “Do you love me?”
Winking means “I adore you”
Dreaming of you often means “You’re someone special”
Being with you often means “I can’t live without you”
And wearing your ring means “You’re mine”

Article 2-The Three Steps
1. Girl- If a boy gets fresh, you have a right to slap him.
2. Boy- If a girl slaps, kiss hard.
3. Boy and Girl- Close your eyes, it’s rude to stare!!

Article 3- The Three Commandments
1. Thou shalt not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shalt not ask for a kiss.
3. Thou shalt not kiss on every opportunity

Article 4– Must
You must make 27 copies in 2 days to teenagers only, or you will get bad
luck for 13 years. The consequences could be terrible!!!

Remember:
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss ain’t a kiss
Unless there’s some tongue….
So open your mouth and close your eyes
and give your tongue some EXERCISE!!

Kisses blown are kisses wasted
Kisses arent kisses unless thier tasted
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated
So kiss me baby im vaccinated!!!!!!