Bad Pick-up Lines
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye,
run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I
Can I borrow that quarter, ’cause my mom told me to call home
when I fell in love
What’s wrong? You’re looking a little sad and gloomy. What you
need is some vitamin me.
Are your legs tired? ’cause you been running through my mind
ALL day long.
Are you lost? ’cause it’s so strange to see an angel so far from
Is your father a thief? ’cause he stole the sparkle from the stars,
and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be prepared
with a snappy answer just in case she says ‘yes’)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you
What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil
Can I see that lable? I just wanted to know if you were made in
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
So… How am I doin’?
I miss my teddy bear…Would you sleep with me?
You look great and all, but do you know what’d really look good
on you? Me.
Could I get some directions? (“To where?”) To your heart.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against
Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
Can I flirt with you?
Hi, my name’s _____, but you can call me “lover”.
(another quarter line). Could I borrow a quarter? ’cause I just
want to call your mother and thank her.
(lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me help you
out of those wet clothes.
What do you like for breakfast?
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?
(At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help?
Woman asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?”
You : “Do you have the energy?”
You look like the type of girl that’s heard every line in the book.
So what’s one more?
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I’m new in town…could you give me directions to your
I think you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen…on a Wednesday
I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a
line? Are you disappointed?
I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you religious? Good, cause I’m here to answer your prayers.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me
Why don’t you drop the zero and get with the hero [BK: That
sounds like Bluto from Popeye!]
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) When you fell out of heaven.
Inheriting 80 million doesn’t mean much when you have a weak
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
If your parents hadn’t met, I’d be a very unhappy man right now.
Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look
We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so
why don’t you just come along peacefully?
I envy your lipstick.
I just want to be loved – is that so wrong?
You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi – I’ve just gotta have it.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I’m
If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
Baby, you look so sweet you’re giving me a cavity.
Is it me or am I gorgeous?
I’d even marry your dog just to be related to you.