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1. Support Cannibalism–EAT ME!
2. I wasn’t born a bitch; men like you made me this way!
3. ‘Whitewater’ is over when the First Lady sings.
4. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue your ass!
5. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
6. If we are what we eat, then I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
7. Keep blowing your horn while I reload!
8. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
9. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
10. Just say “NO” to sex with Pro-Lifers!
11. Who were the beta testers for Preparations ‘A’ through ‘G’ ?
12. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, it’s a frickin’ amusement park!
13. I don’t have a license to kill…I have a learner’s permit.
14. Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot either!
15. My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her…or something like that.
16. Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
17. Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
18. Stop repeat offenders…don’t re-elect them!
19. If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people!
20. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier!
21. EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.
22. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
23. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
24. You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not
25. Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
26. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
27. Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date!
28. Forget World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
29. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
30. Grow your own dope. Plant a man.
31. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
32. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
33. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
34. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
35. So you’re a feminist… Isn’t that precious.
36. I need someone really bad… are you really bad?
37. All men are idiots… I married their king.
38. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
39. IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
40. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
41. Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
42. Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
43. Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
44. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
45. Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
46. It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
47. Don’t drink and drive… You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
48. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
49. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
50. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
51. Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
52. Honk If You Want To See My Finger.
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