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Consider yourself hit by a parachuting cow. I
win! Send this message to as many people as
possible,

*E-MAIL PARACHUTING COW FIGHT!*

Send it back or to people already listed above.
Send it to your parents, siblings, politicians,
teachers, bullies or anyone else you’ve wanted to
hit with a parachuting cow. Have fun. But don’t
blame me if you’re hit.

Remember: E-mail parachuting cows don’t hurt,
don’t get you in trouble with the RSPCA and don’t
run away. Throw one today!

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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve Drummers Drumming

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Nine Ladies Dancing

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Eight Maids A-Milking

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~~~~~~~~ ‘”"”"`——’ `w—w` `————’ – —-

The first annual 1997 Bear Hug Forward…

Forward this message to someone you really care
and if that person writes back to you, that means he or
she cares for you too.
See how many people write you back.

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This totem has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this totem. Send copies to people you think need good luck. Don’t send money as fate has no price. Do not keep this message. The totem must leave your hands in 96 hours. Send five copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Good luck, but please remember: 5 copies of this message must leave your hands in 96 hours…

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OOOOOOOOOO ________
OOOOOMSUOOOO * |
_ OOOOOOOOOOOOOO \__|
/_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_____/
(((((((())))))))))
{ }_ }_ { }_ }_ Harvey the Turtle
{___}__} {___}__}

Here are some recomendations on how many to send:
1 person: get a hug (big deal)
2 people: a kiss (better than nothing)
3 people: a little tounge action (good)
4 people: removal of top layer of clothing(very good)
5 people: nakedness (oh yea)
6 people: pelpation (OHHHHH YEAAAA)
7 people: oral sex (Oh my)
8 people: SEX (Finally)

For Example:
Someone by the name of Joseph recieved this chain letter
while chatting around online. He looked at it. Thought nothing of it.
And deleted it. The next day, his life long crush was killed. The death
is still unknown but there was proof from her freinds that she liked Joseph
the whole time.

On the other hand, Sarah Chang recieved this letter and decided
to try the “silly” thing out. After she sent it to 25 people, within 25
minutes, her lesbian freind asked her out. Now they are married with 14 kids.
I don’t know how.

Ok Heres how this trend can work for you. While you scroll down
this letter… concentrate hard… keep scrolling while you think about a
crush you have. Then at the bottom of the letter…. it will have further
instructions:::

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YOU ARE NOW
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YOU ARE NOW BL
YOU ARE NOW BLE
YOU ARE NOW BLES
YOU ARE NOW BLESS
YOU ARE NOW BLESSE
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED B
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY L
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LO
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LOV
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LOVE
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LOV
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY LO
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY L
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED BY
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED B
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED
YOU ARE NOW BLESSED
YOU ARE NOW BLESSE
YOU ARE NOW BLESS
YOU ARE NOW BLES
YOU ARE NOW BLE
YOU ARE NOW BL
YOU ARE NOW B
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LOVE IS NOW A
LOVE IS NOW AL
LOVE IS NOW ALI
LOVE IS NOW ALIV
LOVE IS NOW ALIVE

STOP

Ok, You are now loved by someone you adore. You might not know this yet but
in 2 months you will be loved. But first send this letter to 15 other people.
Don’t worry it’s not that hard to do.
0=You will lose your love
1-5=you will become freinds with your crush
6-10=you will party with your crush
11-15=you will become very close to your crush
16 and up=You will go out with your crush

Consider yourself bitten. Send The Love Bug to 4
people, in the next hour, and you will find love in
your life. Also, please remember never to step on any
little bugs, they have feelings too.
xoxoxo

Love yuns!

Consider yourself hit by a bus! Send this along to anyone you know.
Remember, e-buses don’t hurt, and neither do real buses if they kill you
fast enough.

Consider yourself hit by a frog. I win!
Send this message to as many people as possible,

***E-MAIL FROG FIGHT!***

Send it back or to people already listed above. Send it to
your parents siblings, politicians, teachers, bullies,
past biology teachers that you wanted to get back at for
making you dissect gross and slimy things, or anyone else
you’ve wanted to hit with a frog. Have fun. But don’t
blame me if you’re hit or if you get all slimy.

Remember: E-mail frogs don’t hurt! Throw one today!