Humor
- "Bad Times" Virus Warning
- "Bird" on the Beach
- "I Love You" in About Every Language
- 10 Commandments of a Teenager
- 10 of Daddy’s Rules for Dating
- 10 Things that Sound Dirty at the Office, in Golf, or in Law…
- 10 Ways the Bible Would Be Different if Written By College Students
- 10 Ways to tell Santa is a Computer Nerd
- 100 Ways To Ensure That You Won’t Get Laid
- 100+ Ways to Tell You’re Stuck in the 80′s
- 101 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart
- 101 Ways to Be Annoying
- 12 Ways to Get Rid of a Telemarketer
- 12 Ways to Reject Pick-Up Lines
- 122 Pick Up Lines
- 19 Ways to Confuse Santa Claus
- 1998 Bumper Stickers
- 20 Reasons Star Wars is Better than Titanic
- 25 Signs You’re Getting Older
- 25 Ways to Drive Your Roommate Crazy
- 27 Ways to Relieve Stress
- 30 Fun Things to Do While Driving
- 30 Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked Man
- 39 Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
- 40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex with Women
- 40 Things Which Prove You’re a New Yorker
- 45 Fun Things to Do On an Essay You Don’t Care About
- 50 Fun Things to Do in Class
- 50 Ways to Confuse People in the Computer Lab
- 7 Ways to Be Annoying on Christmas
- 71 Things to do on an Exam You Know You’re Going to Fail
- 75 Fun Things to Do at the Doctor’s/Dentist’s Office/Waiting Room
- 80′s Nostalgia
- A Case for the FBI
- A Little X-Mas Story
- A Programmer’s guide for Shoot_Self_in_Foot
- A Saint
- A Soap Misunderstanding
- A Teenager is…
- A Thanksgiving Forecast
- A to Z of Ex-Boyfriends
- A Woman’s Random Thoughts
- Actual News
- Affair with Golf
- Al Gore I Am
- Alabama Driver’s License Application
- All in a Day’s Work
- All Star Parody
- Almighty God
- An Aussie and a Texan
- An Italian Mother
- Anagrams
- And God Said…
- Angels, Once in Awhile
- Answering Machine Messages
- Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
- Application for White House Intern
- Application to be a Spice Girl
- Application to Become a Country Singer
- Application To Date My Daughter
- Are You From Ohio?
- Are You Having a Bad Day?
- Area 51
- Arguments for Jesus’s Ethnicity
- Art Thou Normal?
- Ass Emoticons
- Assassin Interview
- Assorted Thoughts
- AsWeSeeIt Site
- Bad Day
- Bad Luck
- Bad Pick-Up Lines
- Barbie’s Letter to Santa
- Barbies for Real Life
- Baseball Analogies for Sex
- Basic Math of Men and Women
- Bathroom Etiquette
- Bathroom Joke
- Battle Hymn of Term Finals
- Be Thankful For
- Because You’re My Friend
- Bedroom Golf Rules
- Beer
- Beer Quotes
- Beer Warnings from FDA
- Before I Came to College I Wish I Had Known
- Being a Mom
- Benefits of Being a Woman
- Best T-Shirts of the Summer
- Bird’s Legs
- Birth of a Candy Bar
- Birthday Tree
- Birthmonth and your Personality
- Bitchass Jones
- Bits of Info
- Bizarre
- Black Men in Elevator
- Blind Man
- Blonde Joke with Contracter
- Blonde Jokes
- Blonde Mail Call
- Blondes on Top
- Bob Knows Everybody
- Born in 1979 or 1980
- Bottom of the 9th
- Box of Tampons
- Brain Cell Humor
- Brain Piercing
- Breast Stroke Race
- Breasts Names
- Bright Women
- Britney Spears Parody
- Bull Story
- Bumper Stickers
- Bumper Stickers and Quotes
- Bungeee
- Canadian Pride
- Car Accident
- Car Jokes
- Carpenter Life Metaphor
- Cat Haiku
- Celebrity Relocation
- Chain Letter for Men Only
- Chain Letter for Women Only
- Chicken or the Egg?
- Child Support
- Children of the 80′s II
- Children of the 80′s IV
- Children’s Advice
- Children’s Books that Didn’t Make the Cut
- Children’s Books You Will Never See
- Children’s Opinions on Love
- Christmas Party Memos
- Church Bulletin Typos
- Church Jokes
- Circle Flies
- Clinton Administration Joke
- Clinton Joke
- Clinton Joke (Not Involving Sex)
- Clinton Joke 2
- Clinton Jokes
- Clinton’s Speech Translated
- College Acceptance
- College Burger Joint Conversations
- College Entrance Exam for Basketball Players
- College Life
- College Majors
- College Seniors vs. Freshmen
- College Student Confession
- Colored or Not?
- Combining Books
- Computer Acronyms
- Computers: Male or Female?
- Condom Slogans
- Condoms
- Cool to Do Drugs
- Corkscrew
- Country Love Acronyms
- Country’s Strangest Suicide
- Cow Corporations
- Creative Insults
- Cross Nuns
- Crying Pregnant Blonde
- Cuckoo Clock
- Cure for Snoring
- CyberSex
- Dalai Lama Millennium Message
- Dead Goldfish
- Dead Rabbit Joke
- Dear Dr. Laura
- Death Warning
- Deathbed
- Detailed Analysis of the Spice Girls’ "Wannabe"
- Differences Between High School and College
- Dispelling Sexual Myths
- Dissing Marriage
- Diver’s Bad Day at Work
- Does God Still Speak to Men?
- Does it Look Like…
- Dog Haiku
- Dogs and Computers
- Donkey in a Well
- Dormitories
- Dr. Suess Does D.C.
- Driver’s Exam Questions
- Drunk
- Dumb Blonde Jokes
- Dumb Lawyers
- Dysfunctional X-Mas
- E-Mail for a Widow
- E-Mail from God
- Ebonics Christmas
- Eight Jokes
- Election Logic Applied to Baseball
- Election Logic Applied to Basketball
- End-All Virus
- Erma Bombeck’s If I Had My Life to Live Over
- Euphemisms for Your Man
- EuroEnglish
- Every Woman Should…
- Exercise?
- Farming Pun
- Fast and Easy Fruitcake
- FBI Pizza
- Feeling Fine
- Female Comebacks
- Female Drivers
- Fictional State Mottos (Alternate)
- Final Examination
- Finals Story
- Firedog Joke
- Fireworks Story
- Fishing
- Five Hundred Dollars
- Five(5) Jokes
- Flipper in the Forest
- Forrest in Everyone’s Life
- Forty-Seven
- Fourth of July
- Freezing Hands
- Friendship Quotes
- Frog Pun
- Frog Story
- Frogs and Will Power
- From the Desk of Martha Stewart
- Fuck
- Fucking Checking Account
- Fucking Friend Poem
- Fun at the Drive-Thru
- Fun Things to Do at Yard Sales
- Funky Monkey Story
- Funny Daily Affirmations
- Funny Science Test Answers
- Funny Signs
- Funny Translations
- Game For When We’re Older
- Gay Cartoon Characters
- Genesis: Take Two
- George W. Bush’s Familiarable Quotations
- Getting Old
- Ghost Story
- Glass Eye
- Gloves
- God Bulletin Boards
- God Money
- God Proves Existence Via Chalk
- God vs. Government
- Good-Bye Daddy
- Goody Two Shoes
- Gross Grade School Rhymes
- Groucho Marx Quotes
- Guardian Angel
- Guillotine
- Halloween Costume
- Halloween Party
- Heaven or Hell?
- Hell – Exothermic or Endothermic?
- Helpful Tips to Make Life Simpler
- Henry Ford and God Compare Notes
- Her First Time
- Her First Time 2
- Hermaphrodite
- Hillbilly Love Poem
- Hippie and the Bus Driver
- Hit Me One More Time Parody
- Holding in Her Brains
- Holiday Diet Tips
- Honk If You Love Jesus
- Horoscopes for Southerners
- Hospital Room
- Hot Tub Tips for Women
- How "They" Do it When It Comes to Sex
- How Do I Love Thee – West Indian Style
- How Far Does the Computer Date Back?
- How Many College Students Does is Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
- How Much Does a Prayer Weigh?
- How Old Are You?
- How to Impress a Woman compared to a Man
- How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
- How to Sing the Blues
- I Am Canadian
- I Was Thinking…
- I’ve Learned
- Idiots
- If Microsoft Made Clothes…
- If Only Men Would Listen
- In Bed
- Installing Husband 1.0
- Installing Wife 1.0
- Integrated Coke
- Internet Lingo
- Introduction to Chinese
- IRS Fraud Warning
- Ivy League Ads
- Jack Handyisms for Tots
- Jennifer’s Profound Questions of the Week
- Jesus Influenza Story
- Jesus vs. Satan
- Job Search Lingo
- Jock or Nerd?
- Jokes About Guys
- Jokes from Well Known Comedians
- Just Us Girls
- Justice
- Kids’ Take on Marriage
- Lawyer Jokes
- Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
- Lesbian Quotes
- Letter to a West Virginia Mother to her Daughter
- Letters to Landlords
- Life in Reverse
- Life in the 1500′s
- Life in the 90′s
- Life Instructions
- Life is Better Than Being an Egg
- Little Johnny
- Little Johnny, What Element do You Want?
- Little Mary
- Little Voyeur Johnny
- Love Goes Around
- Magician
- Mahatma Ghandi Joke
- Man Trys to Sue God
- Managers vs. Engineers
- Mark Twain and Spelling
- Martha Stewart’s Holiday Calandar
- Mary Poppins Pun
- Masturbation Song
- Me Mudder
- Meet the Jack Schitt Family
- Melbourne Radio Show
- Men Are Like
- Mexican, Italian and Polish Lunch
- Miracle of a Brother’s Song
- Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
- Mooned By an Old Man
- Motherhood
- Muscles to Smile
- Music Addiction Test
- Music Definitions
- Music Test Funnies
- Mutually Sadistic English Assignment
- Natural Highs
- Neil Armstrong Story
- New Elements
- Nostalgia Letter
- Not so Deep Thoughts
- Nuclear War: Tips for Survival
- Old Pious Man
- On the Differences Between Men and Women
- On-Line Language
- One Dime
- One Liners
- One Liners from Women
- Only in America
- Only in California
- Oops I Did it Again Parody
- Overworked
- Owed too a Spell Checker (Alternate)
- Parody of a Chain Letter
- Penis Promotion
- Penis Statistics
- Penis Tax
- Performance Evaluations
- Personal Ads
- Phrases You Will Never Here in a Kentucky Home
- Pick-Up Lines
- Pillsbury Doughboy – Dead at 71
- Pinocchio’s New Hobby
- Pizza Anyone?
- Plane Wreck in Cemetary
- Plastic Surgery
- Polish Virus
- Politically Correct Ethnic Jokes
- Pope and KFC Joke
- Pre-Coital Agreement
- Presidential Anagram
- Pressed Leaf
- Prison Vs. School
- Professor Sacks
- Profound Questions
- Psychiatrists Joke
- Psychology Research
- Public Bathroom Fun
- Pumpkin Humper
- Pun About Man Killing Wife
- Punctuation
- Punny Jokes
- Punny Names
- Railroad Gauge
- Raising a Puppy
- Random Thoughts
- Randy the Rooster
- Rape
- Real Advertisements
- Real Headlines
- Real Instructions
- Real Resumes
- Reason to Take Up Drinking
- Reasons for Not Doing Your Math Homework
- Recipe for Love
- Red Roses
- Rejected Dr. Suess Books
- Rejection Lines
- Remember When… (for females)
- Resignation from Adulthood
- Reversal of the Sexes
- Revocation of Independence
- Rocks
- Room Service
- Roosevelt Life Tips
- Rules for Men (How to Keep Your Testosterone Flowing)
- Rules of the Air
- S.H.I.T. Training for Students
- Santa Claus is a Woman
- Santa Claus Meets the X-Files
- Sassy Things for Boys and Girls to Say
- Scary Story
- Scary Story with No Ending
- Scooby-DOOBIE-Doo
- Scream Chain Letter
- Seminars for Women (Presented by Men)
- Seven Basic Types of Chain Letters (Alternate)
- Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan’s Island Theory
- Sex According to Football
- Sex Education
- Sex Joke Involving Beard
- Sex Jokes
- Sex Jokes 3
- Sexy Musical Instrument
- She Was So Blonde
- Shit – A Word of Many (Ab)Uses
- Sign Language
- Sign of the Times
- Signs You Had a Bad First Date
- Signs You’ve Been in Band Too Long
- Signs Your Presidential Candidate Isn’t Right
- Silly Names
- Sith Lord: Position Available Immediately
- Six Feet
- Six Great Lessons
- Six Reasons Tinky Winky Can’t Be Gay
- Skipping Class Rationalizations
- Sleeping with Mom
- Smart Blonde
- Snow Diary
- Social Darwinism
- Sotally Tober
- Special Diet
- Special Diet (Variation)
- Stages of Life
- Starfish Parable
- State Mottoes
- Story Made Up of 80′s Song Titles
- Strange Facts
- Strange Facts 2
- Strange Facts 3
- Strange, Stupid and Dumb Laws In Illinois
- Stranger than Fiction
- Stumpy and Martha
- Subliminal Messages
- Suggestive Question
- Supermodel Wisdom
- Surrogate Father
- Swedish Humor
- Take Off My Clothes
- Technologically Challenged
- Telepathic Watch
- Tell People You Care
- Ten Signs You Picked the Wrong ISP
- The 80′s
- The Balloonist
- The Bank Account
- The Beer Song
- The Best Things About Being a Girl
- The Bible in 50 Words
- The Birdies
- The Doll and a White Rose
- The Eighties
- The English Language
- The Fence
- The Finger
- The History of the World AP Style
- The Homosexual Agenda
- The Ideal Resume
- The Last 10 Things a Man and a Woman Would Say
- The Living Dead
- The Man Who Loved Beans
- The Mathematics Of Relationships
- The Movies
- The New Priest
- The Old Lady Bet
- The Perfect Joke
- The Perfect Worker
- The Six Basic Types of Chain Letters
- The South
- The Stock Market
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua
- The Top 14 Special Powers of the Young Darth Vader
- The Ugly Duckling
- The World’s Thinnest Books
- Things Guys Think Girls Should Know
- Things I must Remember – By a Puppy
- Things that Bother Me
- Things to Do at a Boring Movie
- Things to Do at the Mall
- Things to Say at Thanksgiving
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear Over an Airline PA System
- Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies
- This Year’s Freshmen
- Three Jokes
- Three Strong Mice
- Tickle-Me Elmo Factory
- Time for God
- Tips for a Lifetime
- Tipsey Fruit Cake Recipe (Alternate)
- Tipsy Fruit Cake Recipe
- Titanic (the short sarcastic version)
- Titanic’s Last Mystery Revealed
- To My Dear Girlfriend
- To Women Everywhere from a Man Who’s Had Enough
- Tom Swifties
- Top 10 Reasons Eve was Created
- Top 10 signs that you know it’s time to join E-mailers Anonymous
- Top 10 Slogans Rejected by Motel 6
- Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to
- Top 11 Reasons to Go to Work Naked
- Top 12 Pick Up Lines and Comebacks
- Top 21 Things Not to Say When Pulled Over
- Top 25 Signs that You Have Already Grown Up
- Top 33 Sexually Suggestive Lines In Star Wars
- Top 36 Seminars for Males
- Top 50 Things to Say When You Catch Your Roomate Having Sex
- Top Seven Fears of the Fabric Softener Bear
- Top Ten Elf Pick-Up Lines
- Top Ten Reasons it Sucks to be a Dick
- Top Ten Reasons Trick or Treating is Better than Sex
- Top Ten Reasons Why Making a Yearbook is like Making a Baby
- Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Firestone Tires
- Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Men and Women
- Top Ten Sex Jokes
- Top Ten Signs You’re at a Redneck Wedding
- Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women
- Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
- Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
- Trojan Horse Warning
- Trouble in Heaven
- True Ending to "The Empire Strikes Back"
- Truisms
- Truth About Reindeer
- Twas the Month After X-Mas (Dieters Version)
- Twas the Night Before X-Mas (Computer Version)
- Twas the Week After X-Mas (Y2K Poem)
- Twelve Gay Days of X-Mas
- Two Assholes
- Two Blonde Jokes
- Two Indians and a Polack
- Two Italian Men
- Two Things to Worry About
- Universal Grade Change Form
- Urban Legends All in One Letter
- Vacuum Salesman
- Van Gough’s Relatives
- Versailles
- Veterinarian
- Vibrator
- Vincentian vs. American
- Vulgarity Test
- Ways to Tell You’re Too Drunk
- Wedgewood Shooting
- Weird Job Interviews
- Weird Local Sex Laws
- What "Day" is Your Birthday?
- What are Dogs and Cats Really?
- What Do You Call Your Dick?
- What do You Want in a Woman?
- What Does Your Name Mean? (Mean Version)
- What Guys and Girls are Really Saying
- What Guys’ Names Mean
- What Men Really Mean
- What’s Your Screen Name Mean?
- When Santa Runs Out of Prozac
- Where is God?
- Who Wants to Marry…
- Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed to Travel
- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
- Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats
- Why Girls Like Guys and Vice Versa
- Why God Never Got Tenure
- Why I Fired My Secretary
- Why Jesus is Better than Santa Claus
- Why Nagging a Man Doesn’t Work
- Why We Should Feel Sorry for Tech Support
- Wilbur and Martha
- Windows 98 Southern Edition
- Windows Errors in Haiku
- Winter Wonderland Computer Parodies
- Wisdom From The Bathroom Walls
- Woman’s Guide to Male Bashing
- Women are Bright Because
- Women Rule
- Women’s English/Men’s English
- WordPerfect Helpline
- Work Phrases
- WORK Virus
- World’s Shortest Books
- Worms and Alcohol
- Worst Analogies
- Worst Country Songs
- Y0K and Y1K Problems
- Yo Mama So Stupid (and Ugly)
- Yo Mama’s So Fat…
- You Know You are Guyanese…
- You Know You’re a Yankee If…
- You Know You’re an Engineer If…
- You Know You’re an Idiot When…
- You Know You’re at Case Western When…
- You Know You’re Getting Old When
- You Know You’re in Memphis When…
- You Know You’re Trailer Trash When…
- You May Be an Engineer If…
- You Might Be a College Student If…
- You Might Be A High-Tech Redneck If…
- You Might be a Redneck if…
- You might be a Redneck Jedi if
- You Might be a Redneck Transvestite If…
- You Might Be A Systems Administrator If…
- You Might Be A Yankee If
- You Might Be From Lousiville If. . .
- You Might Have a Redneck Yard If
- You’re Lost in the Generation Gap Between Baby Boomers and Generation X If…
- Yummy Fingers
