1. Zelda and Jane were given a rottweiler at their commitment ceremony.
If their dog needs to be walked two miles a day and they walk at a rate of
3/4 mile per hour, how much time will they spend discussing their
relationship in public?

2. Michael has two abusive stepfathers and an alcoholic mother. If his
self-esteem is reduced by 20% per dysfunctional parent, but Michael feels
3% better for every person he denigrates, how long will it take before
he’s ready to go home if 1 person walks by the cafe every 2 minutes?

3. Sanjeev has 7 piercings. If the likelihood of getting cellulitis on
any given day is 10% per piercing, what is the likelihood Sanjeev will
need to renew his erythromycin prescription during the next week?

4. Chad wants to take half a pound of pot to Orinda and sell it at a 20%
profit. If it originally cost him $1,500 in food stamps, how much should
Nicole write the check for?

5. The City and County of San Francisco decide to destroy 50 rats
infesting downtown. If 9,800 animal rights activists hold a candlelight
vigil, how many people did each dead rat empower?

6. A red sock, a yellow sock, a blue sock, and a white sock are tossed
randomly in a drawer. What is the likelihood that the first two socks
drawn will be socks of color?

7. George weighs 245 pounds and drinks two triple lattes every morning.
If each shot of espresso contains 490mg of caffeine, what is George’s
average caffeine density in mg/pound?

8. There are 4500 homes in Mill Valley and all of them recycle plastic.
If each household recycles 10 soda bottles a day and buys one polar fleece
pullover per month, does Mill Valley have a monthly plastic surplus or
deficit? Bonus question: Assuming all the plastic bottles are 1 liter
size, how much Evian are they drinking?

9. If the average person can eat one pork pot sticker in 30 seconds, and
the waitress brings a platter of 12 pot stickers, how long will it take
five vegans to not eat them?

10. Todd begins walking down Market Street with 12 $1 bills in his
wallet. If he always gives panhandlers a single buck, how many legs did
he have to step over if he has $3 left when he reaches the other end and
met only one double-amputee?

*****Advanced Placement Students Only:

11. Katie, Trip, Ling, John-John and Effie share a three-bedroom
apartment on Guerrero for $2400 a month. Effie and Trip can share one
bedroom, but the other three need their own rooms with separate ISDN lines
to run their web servers. None of them wants to use the futon in the
living room as a bed, and they each want to save $650 in three months to
attend Burning Man.

What is their best option:
a. All five roommates accept a $12/hour job-share as handgun monitors at
Mission High.
b. Ask Miles, the bisexual auto mechanic, to share Effie and Trip’s
bedroom for $500/month.
c. Petition the Board of Supervisors to advance Ling her annual
digital-artists-of-color stipend.
d. Rent strike

1. The end of the world is coming, if you can save only one kind of
animal, which one will you pick?
A. Rabbit
B. Sheep
C. Deer
D. Horse

2. You go to Africa. When you visit a tribe, they insist you take an animal
as a souveneir, which one will you choose?
A. Monkey
B. Lion
C. Snake
D. Giraffe

3. You did something wrong. Instead of being a human, God punishes
you to be an animal, you will choose…
A. Dog
B. Cat
C. Horse
D. Snake

4. If you have the power to make one species disappear forever, which
one will that be?
A. Lion
B. Snake
C. Crocodile
D. Shark

5. One day, you meet an animal which can speak human language, you
wish that’ll be…
A. Sheep
B. Horse
C. Rabbit
D. Bird

6. On an isolated island, you can only have an animal as your companion,
which one will you choose…
A. Human
B. Pig
C. Cow
D. Bird

7. If you have the super power to tame all kinds of animals, you’ll choose
what kind of animal to be your pet?
A. Dinosaur
B. White Tiger
C. Polar Bear
D. Leopard

8. If you have 5-minute times to be an animal, which one would you like
to be?
A. Lion
B. Cat
C. Horse
D. Pigeon

Okay, here are the results…

1. What kind of person you’ll be attracted to in real-life situations..
A. Rabbit – those who have a split personality; cold as ice on the
outside, but hot as fire in the heart.
B. Sheep – obedience and warm
C. Deer – elegant and well-mannered
D. Horse – those are unbridled, untrammeled, and free

2. In the process of courtship, which approach would make you feel
irresistable…
A. Monkey – creative, never lets you feel bored
B. Lion – straight-forward, just tells you he(she) loves you
C. Snake – mood-swings, blow hot and cold in love, vacillate
D. Giraffe – patient, never gives up on you

3. What impression you would like to give to your lover…
A. Dog – loyal, faithful, never changing
B. Cat – stylish
C. Horse – optimistic
D. Snake – flexible

4. What incident would cause you to break up with your partner / which
character you hate most…
A. Lion – your lover’s arrogance, acts like a dictator and pisses you
off
B. Snake – emotional, too moody; and you don’t know how to please
him/her
C. Crocodile – ruthless, cold-blooded, ironic
D. Shark – insecure

5. What kind of relationship you would like to build with your partner…
A. Sheep – traditional, without saying anything, the other will know
what you want, both of you communicate by hearts
B. Horse – both of you can talk about everything and anything, no
secret is kept
C. Rabbit – a relationship which makes you feel warmth and in-love
always
D. Bird – you care not only about the present but future with your
partner, a long-lasting relationship that you can grow in

6. Would you commit adultery…
A. Human – you care about the society and morality, you won’t do
anything wrong after marriage
B. Pig – you can’t resist desire and lust, most probably you’ll commit
adultery
C Cow – tolerant, you’ll try very hard not to do it
D. Bird – you can never be stablized,actually you are not
suitable for marriage and you don’t want to make a committment

7. What do you think about marriage…
A. Dinosaur – you are quite pessimistic, you don’t think happy
marriages exist anymore
B. White Tiger – you think of marriage as a precious thing, once you
get married, you’ll treasure it and your partner very much
C. Polar Bear – you are afraid of marriage, you think it would take
away your freedom
D. Leopard – you always want to get married, but in fact, you don’t
even know what it really is

8. At this moment, what do you think of Love…
A, Lion – you always hunger for love, you can do anything for it,
but you won’t fall for it easily
B. Cat – you are quite self-centered; you think of love as something
you can get and trash anytime you want
C. Horse – you don’t want to be tied by a steady relationship, you
just want to flirt around
D. Pigeon – you think of love as a committment for both parties

I WANT THIS BACK!!!!!

The Ultimate Survey for:

Full Name:

Nicknames:

Hometown:

Croutons or Bacon Bits:

Favorite Salad Dressing:

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Do you make fun of people:

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?:

Best online friends:

One pillow or two?:

Pets:

Favorite Type of Music:

Hobbies:

Dream Car:

Type of Car you drive now:

Words or Phrases you overuse:

Toothpaste:

Favorite Food:

Online Crush:

Current Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

Piercing or tattoos?:

Most romantic thing that ever happened to you:

Do you get along with your parents:

Favorite town to chill in:

Favorite Ice Cream:

Favorite Soft Drink:

What’s your bed time:

Adidas, Nike, or Reebok:

Favorite Perfume/Cologne:

Favorite Song at the moment:
…..

Favorite Website:

Least Favorite Subject in School:

Favorite Sport to Watch:

Most humiliating moment:

Loudest person you know:

Craziest person you know (or silliest):

Favorite Holiday:

What do you look for in the opposite sex?:

Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you:

Things I’ve learned from life:

ICQ #:

Favorite number:

Favorite color:

Greatest experience in your lifetime:

Why are you here on earth?:

Who means the most to you?:

Standard (100 Question) Purity test score (if you don’t
know go to http://www.armory.com./tests/100.html and take
the test):

Drinking habits:

Windows/Macintosh/Unix:

Favorite Quote:

Would you rather use platinum, gold, silver or tungsten wedding bands?

Be sure to send it back with the details changed to apply
to you, to them, and everyone else you know!!!! Just do
it…

P.S. If you would like to add any categories feel free!!!

Who are you?

1) First of all, how old are you?

2) Do you believe in reincarnation?

3) Would you rather be deaf or blind?

4) If you found out your best friend was gay/lesbian, what would you do?

5) Do you consider yourself a good listener?

6) Would you rather be short or tall?

7) Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and
happy?
Would you consider your relationship with your parents bad, okay,
good?

9) Do you like to dance?

10) Are you shy to ask someone out?

11) Do you like to talk on the phone?

12) Would you rather go on a walk or watch tv?

13) What’s your dream honeymoon place?

14) What would be the first thing you’d change about yourself?

15) Do you think boys or girls have it easier?

16) If you had a round-trip ride in any time machine, where would you
go?

17) If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?

18) Do you like Adidas, Nike, Fila, or Reebok [or any other brand]?

19) If you could change your name, what would it be?

20) If you were in a theater and someone was crying, would you laugh?

21) Have you ever thought you were going to die?

22) What’s the hardest thing about growing up?

23) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Would you ever?

24) What little unknown talents do you possess?

25) Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?

26) If this Saturday, you could do ANYTHING you wanted, what would
you do?

27) What’s the worst word(s) you know?

28) If there would be one thing about yourself that you could change,
what would it be?

29) Have you ever wanted to run away? Run where?

30) What’s your worst fear?

31) What is your dream car?

32) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

33) Have you ever felt you were in love?

34) If you were stranded on a deserted island with one person, who would
it be?

35) What is your favorite color?

36) What guy/girl do you want more than anyone else?

37) If you could be any animal what would you be?

38) What is your favorite gum?

39) How do you eat an Oreo?

40) Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork?

41) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

42) If you could do anything to the person you hated most what would it
be?

DOB:
Sex:
Height :
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Location:
School:
Pets:
Dream Job:
Fav Music:
Fav Movie:
Fav Food:
Fav Subject:
Fav Sport:
Least Fav:
Fave Month:
Fave Holidays:
Fav Toothpaste:

NUMBER A PIECE OF PAPER FROM 1 TO 12.

OKAY NOW FOR THE TEST!

1. Write down six words-any six words that you can think of.

2. How many times have you kissed a guy/girl? Multiply that number by
4.

3. Say you were to take any guy/girl to the prom right now, who would it
be?

4. Who, right now is your crush?

5. Who do you think is the finest person in your school?

6. Write down the very first person you think of who is the opposite sex.
(They must be in your age range.)

7. Write down any color.

8-10. Write down 3 songs that pop into your head.

11. What time is it right now, after you look multiply the hour it is by 2.

12. How many hours in a day?

*************************RESULTS*************************

1) The six words you wrote down are going to become significant some
time or another in your lifetime.

2) The number you wrote down is how large your sexual desire is. So, if
you put 4 your desire is pretty low. If you put 20, it would be considered
pretty high.

3) Is the person that you could possibly marry.

4) The person you wrote down is going to ask you out in a week, month
or year.

5) The person you wrote down will have great significance in your life
very soon.

6) The person you wrote, has liked you for a really long time.You may
want to start talking to them!

7) The color you chose is the color your wedding dress or tuxedo is going
to be at your wedding.
Is the song that you will always remember.

9) This song is the way you feel about your crush.

10) Is the way your crush feels about you.

11) Is how many people you have to send this to.

12) This is how much time you have to send this letter.

1. write down the color you like the best of : red, blue, green, yellow,
orange, purple

2. write down the order you like of the following animals: sheep, pig,
monkey, dog, cat

3. your favorite number

4. write down a member of the opposite sex

5. first number that comes to mind

6. what flower you like better: roses or magnolias

7. a member of the same sex

8. do you have curly hair or straight hair?

9. would you rather spend a day at the beach or a day at the mountains?

10. the first song title that comes to mind

Make a wish!!!

1. red= you are a passionate person, and always ready for excitement
blue= you are well liked, very go with the flow and calm in situations
green= your an outdoorsy person
yellow= you are a bright, cheery person, but can also get anxious and
annoyed easily
orange= you can be very goofy, often wanting to be the center of
attention, just be careful, people can find you annoying easily
purple= you are a mellow, person. very material, always up for shopping,
and also a very romantic type.

2. the order of animals tells you what your priorities in life are or are
going to be:
sheep= love
pig= fun and excitement
monkey= money, and career success
dog= relationships
cat= family

3. How many people you have to send this to or else your wish wont
come true!!

4. this is the person that you love, or will love in the future

5.this is either how many months, days, or years you and the person in
number 4 will be together, or how long it will take you to get together

6. roses= a life full of happiness, love and health
magnolias= a life full of excitement and wonder

7. this is either your best friend now, or will be in the near future

8. curly= crazy and wacky personality
straight= fun, but practical kind of person

9.mountains= adventerous,independent
beach= exciting, night owl, always looking for a thrill

10. this song is the song that describes your life in a way

wasnt that fun??? now just send this quiz to as many people as you wrote
down in number 3!! hey, you could even send it to more!

HOW SLEAZY ARE YOU?
(1)Ever laughed at someone else’s misfortune?
1 point
(2)Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
2 points
(3)Ever tried alcohol?
1 point
(4)Ever been drunk?
2 points
(5)Ever play drinking games?
2 points
(6)Ever fall down because you drank too much?
3 points
(7)Ever drink enogh to throw up?
4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person
1 point
(8)Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
5 points
(9)Ever been forceably removed from a bar?
8 points
(10) Ever participated in/finishd a pub crawl?
5 points
(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week
3 points
bonus:1 point for each additional day (max 7 points)
(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
4 points
(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
4 points for each one tried
(14) Do you do drugs regularly?
4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week
4 points
(15) Ever bought soft drugs?
4 points
(16) Ever sell drugs?
8 points
(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
12 points
(18) Ever used barbituates?
8 points
(19) Ever used hallucinogens?
8 points
(20) Ever used nacotics?
10 points
(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
8 points
(22) Ever been on a date?
2 points
(23) Ever been felt up, groped?
2points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(24) Ever had sexual intercourse?
6 points
(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
5 points
(26) Ever paid for sex?
8 points
(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
4 points
(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexualfavors and
succeed?
8 points
(29) Ever engage in oral sex?
4 points
bonus: to orgasm
2points
(30) Ever engage in anal sex?
6 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(31) Ever engage in th 69 position?
4 points
(32) Ever contract an STD?
12 points
(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
4 points
(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
12 points
(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
4 points
(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
9 points
(37) Ever had sex in a public place?
6 points
(38) Ever had carpet burns inrelation to a sexual act?
4 points
(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
10 points
(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual
gratification?
8 points
(41) Ever used sex toys?
6 points
(42) Ever pass out during sex?
5 points
(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else’s virginity?
4 points
(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
3 points
(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop?
3 points
(46) Ever licked or have someone lick:
an eyeball-1 point
toes—2 points
ears—1 point
(47) Ever have sex with a relative?
5 points
(48) Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
6 points
(49) Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on?
20 points
(50) Ever been arrested?
8 points
bonus: If convicted
7 points

SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren’t much fun on adate.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you’ve got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You’re enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You’re a danger to society.Who let you out on a day pass?
200+You’re going straight to hell.

M.T.L.University of Iowa134
D.A.M.University of Iowa150
D.R. Cornell 66
F.S. Cornell 101
S.D. Cornell 34
S.W. Cornell 70
A.L. Brown 23
J.D. Brown 89
H.R. Brown 57
L.S. Peddie37
K.D. Peddie33
M.M. Rutgers 105
I.I. Syracuse59
P.J. Syracuse104
L.S. Harvard 41
P.K. Maryland55
J.W. Maryland5
E.W. Maryland53
E.B. Maryland21
B.C. Maryland19
K.W. Maryland32
A.C. Bucknell94
T.H. BUCKNELL100
M.K. Bucknell91
D.S. Bucknell88
S.L. UCLA77
M.E. William Paterson College32
S.E. William Paterson College49
V.S. William Paterson College28
F.L. William Paterson college192
C.K. William Paterson College62
B.P. TCNJ111
D.M. Kutztown University 76
J.B. Wilkes University 73
W.T. Wilkes University 76
M.B. Indiana Univ152
J.L. Indiana University98
S.L. York U55
M.S. McGill149
A.V. Guelph83
T.W. Guelph117
S.J. Brock U 70
C.W. Windsor 146
M.J. Clachan 46
B.A. Windsor U 151
L.H. UPJ 67
W.H. PSU 63
M.E. PSU 80
C.H. William and Mary44
K.S. William and Mary19
L.M. William and Mary76
J.H. Purdue University 214
M.G. Purdue University 163
A.S. Purdue University 186
K.B. Purdue University 161
J.W.P.IIIUniversity of Illinois83
A.F. University of Illinois167
K.W. Syracuse University 94
MATT Syracuse University 200
PegSyracuse University 69
K.M. Syracuse University 72
S.HHaverford College 68
J.R. Wheaton College 82
M.M. Bates College 145
D.S. St. Lawrence University 86
J.H. St. Lawrence University 66
T.W. Colby 151
H.E. Colby 115
A.G. Muhlenberg113
T.P. George Washington 91
M.B. George Washington 86
K.N. George Washington 96
A.D. Wilkes University 99
R.N. Ohio State54
V.W. Maryland48
R.B. SUNY Buffalo201
J.J. Earlham 201
R.M. Ball State38
I.J. Ball State76
C.P. Franklin College132
E.V. Franklin College107
K.J. Franklin College60
A.M. Indiana University51
J.G. IUPUI 112
E.W. Depauw102
L.O. Depauw61
B.S. Bradley 104
J.B. Bradley 115
M.M. Bradley 73
T.H. University of Illinois68
L.O. University of Illinois66
C.S. U of Illinois-Champaign 108
K.B. UIC 93
A.G. U of Toledo 50
J.B. U of T187
C.E. UT-Austin 85
KBIC Michigan149
K.L. Michigan39
T.A.S. U of Md College Park150
S.C. U of Md College Park98
E.H. Maryland149
B.A. Baltimore 91
A.K. Michigan138
L.A.K. Michigan75
A.L.S. West Point39
C.C.H. West Point39
M.M.D. West Point107
A.T.G. West Point38
C.M.CWest Point151
B.W.F. West Point146
A.B. Oklahoma State University 24
J.P. Oklahoma State University 75
B.L. Washington State University 62
C.S.CWashington State University 162
R.C. San Diego State Uviversity200+
F.R.D. University of Hawaii191
G.K. University of Hawaii107
K.G. University of Washington216
K.E. Iowa State University 65
SRGVirginia Tech 86
TH (TF)VT — 146
MDAVA Tech!91
CAPVirginia Tech 77
DLTUS Navy 130
JLGVIRGINIA TECH 67
MMFVA Tech 129
M.V. Purdue University 75
R.S. Lafayette 111
T.T. Olean 4
M.T. University of Kentucky60
A.J.C. University of Buffalo 46
J.S.F. Univ @ Buffalo9
K.M.M. University of Rhode Island4
B.P.S.University of New Hampshire 8
M.L.J.Universiry of New Hampshire 26
S.L.H.Bentley 53
JLU Bentley, MA 48
J.M.Bentley145
B.T.Quinnipiac College25
D.F.Quinnipiac College81
D.R. Quinnipiac College75
D.LQuinnipiac College39
A.S. Saint Anselm College 65
J.L.Dartmouth College 130
KT Dartmouth College 35
S.A. Syracuse University 79
J.S. Oregon State University 52
S.W.DOregon State University106
N.R.B.Elmhurst College61
A.E.B. Elmhurst College75
B.M.S Elmhurst College62
L.E.G. Butler University 17
J.H. Butler University6
J.G.Butler University69 (I’m totally serious!)
J.P. St. Norbert College 37
D.V. St. Norbert Colle 111
C.S.UW-Stevens Point57
T.B.UW-Stevens Point 65
L.B. University of Illinois – Champaign57
A.T. University of Illinois-Champaign 81
J.W. University of Illinois-Urbana-Champaign 107
C.E.G.Augustana College 46
C.P.C. Augustana College 130
A.J.Augustana College 135
A.C.ISU117(What you been doing up
there?)
E.N. Augustana College 34
J.B.Augustana College 18
R.C Lincoln College 72
E.O. Arizona State146
N.W. Kettering University 99
M.S. Bowdoin College 134
B.G.Bowdoin College 107
N.W. Bowdoin College124
Z.Y.Bowdoin College146
A.B. University of Illinois-Champaign 15
TEI Indiana University 67
A.L.Northwestern University32
APB Northwestern University151
CAC Vanderbilt University71

#1. “God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You” by NSync Julie
8/4/98
#2. “We’ve Got It Going On” by The Backstreet Boys Sarah 8/4/98
#3. “Spirit Thing” by the Newsboys – ? 8/4/98
#4. “Masqureade” by Reality Check – Danielle 8/5/98
#5. “Everybody Needs Love” by SevenDayJesus – Emily 8/5/98
#6. “Iris” by The Goo Goo Dolls – Stephanie 8/5/98
#7. “There’s Your Trouble” by Dixie Chicks – Lindsey 8/5/98
#8. “Devil Went Down to Georgia” by Charlie Daniel’s Band Megan8/5/98
#9. “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” by Green Day – Amies 8/5/99
#10. “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” by Aerosmith- ? 8/5/98
#11. “You” by Candlebox – Chris 8/5/98
#12. “My Own Prison” by Creed – Jayson 8/5/98
#13. “Make ‘Em Say Ugh #2″ by Master P – Jayson 8/5/98
#14. “Ghetto Superstar” by Parse, Mya, and DOB – Lacey 8/5/98
#15. “Motorcycle Drive” by Third Eye Blind – Jesse 8/5/98
#16. “Basketcase” by Green Day – Jennie 8/6/98
#17. “Trenchtown Rock and Saw Red” by Sublime – Jennie 8/6/98
#18. “Wish You Were Here” by Pink Floyd – Mary 8/6/98
#19. “Long Ago” by Black Lab – Erin 8/6/98
#20. “Too Close” by NEXT – Leslie 8/6/98
#21. “Inside Out” by Eve 6 – Heather 8/6/98
#22. “Damni” by Blink182 – Bret 8/6/98
#23. “One” by U2 Actung Baby – Lauren 8/6/98
#24. “One Week” by Barenaked Ladies – Jessi 8/6/98
#25. “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger – Natalie 8/10/98
#26. “Tearin Up My Heart” by N SYNC – Avita 8/11/98
#27. “Soldier” by hanson – Natalie 8/11/98
#28. “Two tears” by Hanson – Avita 8/12/98
#29. “God Must of Spent a Little More Time on You” by NSYNC
Michelle8/12/98
#30. “This I Know” by INSYDERZ – Liz 8/12/9
#31. “Still The One” by Shania Twain – Peggy 8/12/98
#32. “Love Song for a Saviour”by Jars of Clay-Kirsten8/12/98
#33. “Because You Loved Me” by Celine Dion – Anne 8/13/98
#34. “God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You” by N’Sync
=Amy8/13/98
#35. “Hang” Matchbox20 – Chelsea 8/14/98
#36. “Gone to the Movies” Semisonic – Michelle 8/20/98
#37. “Kate” Ben Folds Five – Kelly 8/20/98
#38. “Shimmer” Fuel – Kelly 8/20/98
#39. “I’ll Never Break Your Heart” BSB – Kelly 8/20/98
#40. “Real World” Matchbox20-Rachel 8/28/98
#50. “I Think I Love You” David Cassidy-Rachel 8/28/98
#51. “Drugs Don’t Work” The Verve-Rachel 8/28/98
#52. “With You In Your hanson sucks 8/28/98
#53. “Playaz Anthem” -Junior Mafia- Tony 8/29/98
#54. “I can love you like that” ~All-4-One~ Valerie 8/29/98
#55. “I Will Remember You”Sarah McLachlan-Ashleigh 8-29-98
#56. “Radio Friendly Unit Shifter” ~NIRVANA~ Joe 8-29-98
#57. “Trust” ~Megadeth~ Karlie 8-31-98
#58. “All in the family”~KoRn~ Chris ~ 9~1~98
#59. “Money “~PinK FloYd~Chris~9~1~98
#60. “Intergalactic”~Beastie boys~Kasey 8*31*98
#61. “One week”~Barenaked Ladies~9-1-98~April
#62. “I dont Want to Missa Thing”~Aerosmith~9-2-98~Pete
#63. “Surfin’ USA” beach boys~9-2-98~ JIMi thing
#64. “Ants marching” Dave Matthews band~9-3-98
#65. “Intergalactic” Beastie Boys 9-4-98~Adrianne
#66. “Song2″ Blur 9-13-98 Andrew
#67. “Lullaby” Shawn Mullens 9-13-98
#68. “What’s This Life For?” CREED!! Silas 09/14/98
#69. “make em say uh”…Master P lAuReN* 9/15/98
#70. “i don’t want to miss a thing”~Aerosmith“Kate 9-16-98
#71. “I Dont Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith Jenner 9/17/98
#72. “Du Hast” bye Rammestein . NIck9/17/98
#73. “I’ll be” by Edwin McCain… Kate 9.18.98
#74. “Crash” by DMB!!Johnny 9-18-98
#75. “Inside Out” by Eve 6…Amy 9-18-98
#76. “Long Way Down– The Goo Goo Dolls!!Tim 9-19-98
#77. “NOVEMBER RAIN”–By Guns N Roses. Mike L. 9-19-98
#78. “How’s it Gonna Be?” ~Third Eye Blind Jen 9-20-98
#79. “Fastest Horse in a One Horse Town”……StacyG…9-21-98
#80. “Blind” by Jars of Clay, or.*Beth* 9.21.98
#81. “When You Say Nothing At All” Alison Krauss..Ellen.9/23/98
#82. “Angel” ~Sarah McLaughlin.. …Carrie 9/24/98
#83. “I’ll never break your hearT” by BSB Kerry 9/25/98
#84. “I Alone” by LIVE andTrevor 9/26/98
#85. “Lemon Parade” by Tonic.Sara 9/28/98
#86. “My Way” by Usher..Jennifer 9/28/98
#87. “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion Ris=EB 9/28/98
#88. ” Along the Way”by Bad Religion……Sarah 9/28/98
#89. “Brown-eyed Girl”~ Van Morrison……….Stephanie 9/28/98
#90. “blossom” ~ candlebox — Anell — 9/28/98
#91. “are you that somebody”- allyah,…Rhett 9-28
#92. “Crash”-Dave Matthews Band -Ryan Brooks 9/28/98
#93. “Iris”-Goo Goo Dolls~t KaseyWeimer~9/29/98
#94. “I love you baby”-Lauren Hill~Samantha Miller~9/30/98
#95. “For the benefit of Mr. kite” -the Beatles~!!!
#96. “any thing by buffalotom
#97. “Looking at me – MA$E ~Brendan Albrecht 9-30-98
#98. “Hows it going down?” DMX ~*Ashley Langford*~ 9-30-98
#99. “Theres your Trouble” Dixie Chics- Mary Rhodes 10-3-98
#100. “A.D.I.D.A.S.” ~~KORN~~*Van D.10-3-98
#101. “Unforgiven II” Metallica*Van D. 10-3-98
#102. “Let Er’ Rip” By the Dixie Chicks Charles 10-5-98
#103. “I’m So Into You” by Tamia Sloan 10-7-98
#104. “I Will Wait” by Hootie and the Blowfish Erin 10-8-98
#105. “All I Have to Give” by the Backstreet Boys. Kelly 10-8-98
#106. “Du Hast” By Rammstien, . Krissy 10-10-98
#107. “Sailing” ‘N sYnc….Carrie~*~ 10-10-98
#108. “Friends in Low Places”…by Garth Brooks…CDS…10-11-98
#111. “Shimmer”by Fuel…Jamie…10-11-98
#112. “Foolish Games” by Jewel…..Jennifer…. 10-11-98
#113. “Patience” by Guns & Roses***Alison***10-12-98
#114. “Fishheads” by Barnes and Barnes — Yogi U. — 10/12/98
#115. “All For Love” by Sting, Bryan Adams, Rob Steward…Crow 10/13/98
#116. “Stairway To Heaven” by Led Zepplin …. The Wolfman 10/20/98
#117. “Tears in Heaven” by Eric Clapton… geo…. 10/22/98
#118. “I Could Change The World” by
EricClapton………BLUE(bluehoriz)10/24/98
#119. “Everything I do I do it for you” by Bryan Adams Krista 10/24/98
#120. “Jimi Thing” by DAVE MATTHEWS BAND….Lisa 10/25/98
#121. “Save Yourself” by Jimi’s Chicken Shak….Lisa 10/25/98
#122. “Fly” by Offspring….Lisa 10/25/98
#123. “High” by Feeder….Ken 10/28/98
#124. “Best of What’s Around”…Dave Matthews Band… Erin 10/28/98
#125. “Lie in Our Graves”..Dave Matthews Band..Kristin 10/28/98
#126. “Shimmer”…..Fuel…..Kendra 10/29/98
#127. “Insideout”…Eve6….Erin 10/29/98
#128. “Never There”…Cake…Jae 29.Oct.98
#129. “Sweet Caroline….” by Neil Diamond — Caroline (10/30/98)
#130. “Because of you”….98*—sARAH 10/31/98
#131. “Purpose”……..311……..Dan 11/3/98
#132. “Crash”…….DAVE MATTHEWS BAND…..Jen 11/3/98
#133. “Stay”……DaVe MaTtHeWs BaNd……Chrissy 11/3/98
#134. “#41″…….Dave Matthews Band……..Pouy 11/3/98
#135. “Freshmen”…… The Verve Pipe…. Mags:o)… 11/3/98
#136. “Horny”….Hot N’ Juicy…K8R…11/3/98
#137. “Free Falling” Tom Petty…Megan…11/4/98
#138. “Save Tonight” Eagle Eye Cherry….Cassie…11/4/98
#139. “Tripping Billies” Dave Matthews Band…ALISON…11/5/98
#140. “Don’t Laugh at Me” Mark Wills…Travis…11/5/98
#141. “Hotel California” The Eagles…..Erin Bain…11/5/98
#142. “Never Is a Promise” Fiona Apple…….Whitney…….11/8/98
#143 “Down Under” Fighting Gravity (yeah, that toto song) Jamie
11/8/98
#144 “Building Berlin” by ANCHOR, Jason A. 11/9/98 (awesome)
#145 “Ain’t No Fun (If The Homies Can’t Have None)” by Snoop Doggy
Dogg, Aaron C. 11/9/98
#146 “Father of Mine” by: Everclear; Katie T. 11/9/98
#147 “Oh Where is my Hairbrush?” by: VegieTales; Andrea 11/12/98
#148 “HAIL, HAIL” BY: pearl jam ; Will 11/14/98
#149 “Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space” by
#150 “Kate Is Great” by The Bouncing Souls ~Kelleigh~ 11/14/98
#151 Maladjusted by Morrissey * Mark* 11/14/98
#152 Is It Wicked Not To Care? by Belle and Sebastian. Amanda 11/14/98
#153 Animal Nitrate by Suede. Justin 11/15/98
#154 Fake Plastic Trees by Radiohead 11/16/98
#155 “Crush” DMB ~Kelley~ 11/16/98
#156 “slide” goo goo dolls……*Leslie* 11-16-98
#158 ” Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back”- Meat
Laof….~Megan~11-16-98
#159 ” Scenes from an Italian Restaraunt ” ~ by Billy Joel ~Jessica
#160 “Lately”-Devine~~~Christine~~~ 11/23/98
#161 ” Just the 2 of Us “-Will Smith ~~~ JOHN ~~~ 11/24/98
#162 “God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On U”- N*SYNC
~Beth~11-24-98
#163 ” Fuck My Car” – Too $hort ~*~Ciara~*~ 11-24-98
#164 “Clown” – KoRn – Courtney – 11-25-98
#165 “One” – Metallica – Courtney – 11-25-98
#166 “Come out and Play” – Offspring – Claire Bear – 11-25-98
#167 “Sandman” – Metallica – Claire Bear- 11-25-98
#168-”pretty fly(for a white guy)”-OFFSPRING-jenni-11-26-98
happythanxgiving!
#169 “All in the family”-korn tiffany 11/29/98
#170 “Blind”-korn tiffany 11/29/98
#171 “Du Hast”- rammstein serina 11/29/98
#172 “Viva Forever” – Spiceworld – Spice Girls
Jessica 11/29/98
#173 “Have You Ever”-BRANDY-Diana 11/29/98
#174 “Anywhere For you” BSB ~ Heather 11/29/98
#175 “Wannabe”-Spice Girls ~ ALLISON 11/29/98
#176 “C.R.E.A.M.”-Wu-Tang ~ Teague 11/30/98
#177 “Dimelo” ~~~Voices of Theory~~~ DoRiAn 11/30/98
#178 “Singing Winds, Crying Beasts” SANTANA!!!!!!!!!! lz-rd 11.30.98
#179 “Shanti Ashangi”(sp?) Madonna lz-rd 11.30.98
#180 “Say It”-Voices of Theory MARLA 11/30/98
#181 “Dopeman”—Less Than Jake—11/30/98

This is a survey of things that you have ever done. Put a star next to
everything you have ever done. DO NOT ERASE OTHER PEOPLES STARS.
Send this to everyone you know my goal is to get it all around the
Internet.

Been to a Backstreet Boys concert
Been on a plane *****
Been on a cruise *
Went swimming in the ocean *****
Been to Europe
Been to Mexico
Been to Canada ***
Been to China *
Been to Alaska *
Been to Australia *
Been to Japan *
Been to Korea
Been in a school play ****
Gone to Church *****
Watched “Dawson’s Creek” **
Seen a grizzly bear (not in the zoo) **
Been to Lake Powell
Gone skiing *
Gone snowboarding *
Been on a motorcycle or motorbike
Fell asleep during a scary movie **
Never slept during a night **
Played field hockey ***
Played soccer *****
Played baseball ****
Been to a Major League Baseball game ****
Sat in a suite at a basketball game
Seen the Harlem Globetrotters **
kissed a guy\girl ****
Gone to Applebee’s *
Eaten fish *****
Eaten caviar ***
Seen someone die (not in a movie)
Met a celebrity ****
Met the president
Sang in public *****
Driven a car *****
Didn’t wash your hair for a week
Been to all 50 states
Broken something valuable ***
Disobeyed your parents *****
Missed a day of Church ****
Skipped school **
Your teachers have been on strike ****
Broken through ice *
Bought ice cream from an ice cream truck ****
Used your parents credit card (with permission) *
Gotten a cavity ***
Broke your arm
Been given stitches *
Shopped at Abecrombie and Fitch *
Shopped at American Eagle **
Shopped at Old Navy ***
Not filled out a chain letter ***
Been to the top of the Statue of Liberty **
Dunked a basketball
Wrote a story and had it published
Filled a piggy bank ***
Walked down 5th Avenue **
Read “Gone With the Wind” *
Danced in a ballet recital *
Built a snowman *
Went to the Olympics
Went to Africa
Drove over the Golden Gate Bridge **
Milked a cow
Husked corn *
Carried a real koala bear *
Saw the Northern Lights
Been to a runway fashion show
Went to the Smithsonian ****

1. Name of a person of the opposite sex

2. Favorite color out of red, black, blue, green,and yellow

3. Your first initial

4. Your birth month

5. Do you like white or black better?

6. Name of person of the same sex

7. Favorite number

8. Do you like California or Florida better?

9. Do you like the ocean or the lake better?

10. Make a realistic wish
(not some stupid thing that you KNOW won’t happen!)

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* 9

* 10

* keep going…………

* go

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*STOP!!!!!!!

Here is the code to your answers!

1) is the name of the person you are deeply in love with,
or soon will be

2) if you chose:

red-You are a very alert person and your life is full of love.

black-You keep mostly to yourself and you are very
aggressive.

green-You are a wild and wacky person.

blue-You are a mellow person, but you like to have a good
time.

yellow-You are a bright and cheery person and you like to
make others in your life happy.

3) if your initial is:

A-K: You have lots of love in
your life and most likely you currently have a crush.

L-R: You usually have a fun
time in life and your love life is about to start booming.

S-Z: You like to party and
you will be very successful later on in life.

4) if you were born in :

JAN.-MARCH: You will have a
good year overall and you will soon have a crush or you already
do.

APRIL-JUNE: Your love life
will start booming soon and whatever happens will last for a long
time.

JULY-SEPT.: You will have a
good year in love, and your current life will soon take a turn for the
better.

OCT.-DEC.: You have a pretty
good love life going for you but it will soon grow.

5) if you chose:

black- Your life will take a
slight turn for the best and you will have a pretty good love life and
year.

white- You will soon develop
a crush of your own and have a good year.

6) This person is one of your best friends.

7) This number is how many days it will take for you and
the person in #1 to get together.
if you chose:

Florida- You like going to parties.

California- You like throwing parties.

9) if you chose:

ocean- You are a wild person
and you love being the center of attention.

lake- You are a mellow person
and you like to keep to yourself.

10) Your wish will only come true if you send this to 8 or
more people.

Have fun!