This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and
discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and
send her to the man whose name appears at the top of this list, and
add your name to the bottom. When your turn comes, you will receive
6,255 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you
already have. At the time of writing this, a friend of mine had already
received 184 women, 4 of who were worth keeping.
Remember – this chain brings luck. One man’s cat died, and the next
day he received a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. You can be lucky too,
so DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN One man broke the chain and got his
own wife back.