“Chain” Letter for Women Only
This letter was started by a woman like yourself, in the hopes of bringing
relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy
of this letter to five of your friends who are equally as frustrated – then
bundle up your husband, boyfriend or lover and send him to the woman whose
name appears at the top of this list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men. One
of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have.
Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain and got her own SOB back.
At this writing, a friend of mine already has received 184 men. They buried
her yesterday. But it took three undertakers 35 hours to get the smile off
Please hurry up and send this letter along, so my name can move up faster.