Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven (has to be an error!).
St. Peter was conducting the tour and Hillary noticed that
there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed
a different time of day.
When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, “We
have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell
a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time
a lie is told.”
Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging
to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never
told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice.
He only told two lies in his life.
Hillary asked, “Where is Bill’s clock?” St. Peter replied,
“Jesus has it in His office…He is using it as a ceiling fan.”