Country Love Acronyms

Filed in humor

This originated in the Philippines, and expounds on the Filipino love of
acronyms.

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Subject: Mga Kabaduyan

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H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. – Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. – Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. – Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. – Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. – I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. – Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. – Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A. – Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. – Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A. – Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.
M.A.N.I.L.A. – May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
B.A.L.I.W.A.G. – Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.
M.A.L.A.B.O.N. – May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.
I.M.U.S. – I Miss U, Sweetheart.
P.A.S.I.G. – Please Always Say I’m Gorgeous.
C.E.B.U. – Change Everything… But Us.
P.E.R.U. – Porget Everyone… Remember Us.
P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. – Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under
Ecstacy.
T.O.N.D.O. – Tonight’s Our Night, Dearest One.
P.A.S.A.Y. – Pretty And Sexy Are You.
Y.E.M.E.N. – ‘Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.
M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O. – Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only..
Y.A.M.A.H.A.. – You Are My Angel! Happy Anniversary!