Creation of a Pussy

THE CREATION OF A PUSSY:

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and
called it a cunt.

The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
luck. Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. You will see that
something good happens to you four days from now if the chain is not broken.

You will receive good luck in four days.