Does it Look Like…
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife
interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s
been flickering for weeks now”
He looks at her and says angrily. “fix the light? Now? Does it
look like i have a g.e. logo printed on my forehead? I don’t
think so.”
Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close
right.”to which he replied, “fix the fridge door? Does it look
like i have westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think
so.”
“Fine,” she says “Then you could at least fix the steps to the
front door? They’re about to break.”
“I’m not a carpenter and i don’t want to fix steps,” he says.
“Does it look like i have Ace hardware written on my
forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going
to the bar!!!”
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and
decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house
he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house,
he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he
notices the fridge door is fixed. ‘Honey, how’d all this get
fixed?”
She said, “Well, when you left i sat outside and cried. Just
then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told
him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was
either go to bed with him or bake a cake.”
He said, “So what kind of cake did you bake him?”
She replied, “Hellooooo…….. Do you see betty crocker
written on my forehead?”
*****Now send this to as many people as you can in the next
15 minutes and you will get a surprise!***********

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