Dr. Suess Does D.C.

Kenneth Starr (holding a sign that says “Starr I Are”):

I’m here to ask,
As you’ll soon see,
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?

Did you grope her
in your house?
Did you grope
beneath her blouse?

Clinton:
I did not do that
here or there–
I did not do that
anywhere!

I did not do that
near or far–
I did not do that
Starr-you-are!

Starr:
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
beneath her skirt?

And did you tell
The girl to lie
When called upon
To testify?

Clinton:
I do not like you
Starr-you-are–
I think that you
Have gone too far!

I will not answer
Any more…
– Perhaps I will go
Start a war!

(The public’s easy
to distract–
when bombs are
falling on Iraq!)