A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
the second hole when he notices a frog sitting nexty to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and when he is about to shoot when he hears,
“Ribbit 9 Iron.” He looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he
hears “Ribbit 9 Iron.” He looks at the frog and decides to prove
the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, “Wow that was amazing. You must be a lucky frog,eh?”
The frogs replies, “Ribbit Lucky Frog.” The man decides to take the
frog with him to the next hole. “What do you think, frog?,”
the man asks. “Ribbit Three Wood.” The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one! The man is befuddled and doesn’t know what to
say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of his
life and asks the frog, “OK where to next?” The frog replies,
“Ribbit Las Vegas.”
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, “OK frog, now what?” The
Frog says “Ribbit Roulette.” Upon approaching the table, the man asks,
“What should I bet?” The frog replies, “Ribbit $3000, black 6.” Now
this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the
man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash come sliding back
across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room
in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don’t know
how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever
grateful.” The frog replies, “Ribbit, Kiss Me.”
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserved
it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. “And
that your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God
or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.”
The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck
to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain
will have bad luck. Do not keep this. Do not send money. Just
forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck.
You will see that something good happens to you four minutes
from now if the chain is not broken. You wiil receive good
luck in four minutes.