If you throw a cat out the window, is it considered kitty litter?
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he
Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still
grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON. how do they make it stick to the pan?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day. 365 days a year. why are there locks on the
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
Can a fat person go skinny dipping?
Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Have you ever imagined a world with out hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If a cow laughed. would milk come out her nose?
If your in a vehicle going the speed of light. what happens when you turn on
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment.
but when you transport something by ship. its cargo?
You know that little indestructable black box that is used on planes. Why
dont they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address. you turn down
the volume on the radio?