Kissing Rules: FOR THE GUYS AND GIRLS!
1) When Kissing make sure your eyes are closed.
2) When you are kissing someone make sure it is not someone elses
b/f or g/f!!
3) You may NOT eat pizza anytime before a you make out.
4) If a person is a bad kisser, you MAY NOT stop and leave at
anytime, it’s rude.
5) A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them.
6) When kissing make sure your hands are where there allowed (they
can wander sometimes and some people dont like that)
7) NEVER ask someone if your a good kisser, you will either get a
wrong answer, or the truth will hurt you.
8) If you were expecting More Than Kissing dont complain, you will
get less the next time.
9) Kissing more than one person in a day can result in you not
being allowed to kiss one of those parties anymore.
Remember you must send this out or you will have the worst year of
your live. I sent this to my friend “The nonbeliever” and she
deleted it, well shes had 6 horrible relationships in a row. You
figure it out. This letter was started at 6:33AM on MAY 18, 1996
THIS COULD MEAN THE REST OF YOURLIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
Since you read that you now have to fwd this to as many people as
If you send it to 0 people, you will have a bad year and will kiss
very few people. Also someone very special to you will grow to hate
If you send this to only 1 person you will have a below average
If you send it to 3 people, you will not be dissapointed in the
number of kisses you receive!
If you send it to 6 people, you will be very very lucky, you may do
more than kiss several times…
If you send it to 10 people — all i can say is “MACK DADDY”
If you send it to 25 people, you will meet the one you are destined
to be with, for the rest of your life, this year (most likely in
the next few months) and you will fall deeply in love and will soon
be asked, or be compelled to ask ” THE QUESTION”