This is a beauty. This story occurred on Melbourne radio last
One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring
someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse
or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are
the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.
Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Brian: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 – When was the last time you had
Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o’clock this
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?
Brian: Orrrrr …. about 10 minutes.
Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it
Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can’t say that.
Presenter: There’s a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !
Brian: O.K. … O.K. … On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room – much laughter). Good one
Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?
Brian: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We’ve got Brian on the
other line, say hello.
Sharelle: Hi Brian.
Brian: Hi Sharelle.
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we’re going to ask you the same three
Questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you
win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can’t say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn’t matter. I’ve already told them.
Sharelle: O.K. … About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go
for Sharelle ?
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That’s close enough … Brian was just being a
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ?
Sharelle: Oh no I can’t say that. My mum could be listening. No
Presenter: There’s a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I’ve already told them so it doesn’t matter
anyway…just tell em.
Sharelle: Ohhhh …. alright …. Up the ass!
Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we’re going live
here, and sometimes these things happen. We’ve given Brian
and Sharelle the holiday. Now we’ll take a music break.