Movie Quotes

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You gotta learn to laugh. It’s the way to true love.
–Michael

“Docta Jones! Docta Jones! No mo pawachute! No mo pawachute!”
– Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom

“And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the
effort, you know?’ And he says, ‘Oh, there won’t be any money, but when you
die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that
goin’ for me, which is nice.”
- Caddyshack

“It’s time to get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’.”
- Shawshank Redemption (a few short lines later)

“Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good
thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption

“You see ma’am, we’re on a mission from God.”
The Blues Brothers

“Come, lets dance like children of the night!”
So I Married An Axe Murderer

“There are some who call me…Tim?”
John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“What i really don’t want to do is end up always wondering what might
have happened and knowing i could have done something.”
Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle

“Never touch a black man’s radio!”
Chris Tucker in Rush Hour

“Men, I swear, if you’re not using it, you’re thinking on its behalf.”
Minne Driver in Good Will Hunting

“Havin relations is a butiful thang…when some nice man take to meta’
dinner, takema to tha movies, buy me flowas, show me a lovelay evenin’……I
would take him home and give him hot, lovin’, relayshions.”
Nutty Professor

“If you don’t have anything nice to say…. come sit next to me!”
Steel Magnolias

“I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue”
Lloyd Bridges, Airplane

I’ll think about it tomorrow,
Scarlet- Gone with the Wind.

“I can be a wrestler. All I need is a lobotomy and some tights.”
The Breakfast Club

“You make me want to be a better man.”
Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets

“Blaine! His name is Blaine! That’s a major appliance, that’s not a name!”
Pretty in Pink

“Violet, can you come here for a second?”
9 to 5

“Girls is the debil”
Waterboy

“It’s the one that says ‘Bad Mother Fucker’ on it.”
Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

“That’s what I like about them high school girls…I keep getting older and
they stay the same age.”
Dazed and Confused

You can’t handle the truth!
A Few Good Men

“Mudhole?! Slimy?! My home this is.
Yoda – Empire Strikes Back

“They’re not gonna make a fool out of me…I write it all down, every
fuckin’ nickel. I’ve got receipts here, bills here, everything’s here.”
Casino

“Fuh-get about it!”
Donnie Brasco

“Earn this”
Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan

“Good… Bad… I’m the guy with the gun.”
Army of Darkness (Evil Dead III)

“It’s good to be the king!”
History of the World, Part #1

“Whats my name?”…….”Fuck you, thats my name”
The Ref

“Shampoo is Better, no conditioner is Better…”
Billy Madison

“You had me at hello.”
Jerry Maguire

“Hey do you know where the weightroom is??……yeah, i’ll check it
out….”
Tommy Boy

“As you wish.”
The Princess Bride

“And just like that, my runnin’ days was over, so I went home to Alabama.”
Forrest Gump

“Mmm, mmm. That sure is a tasty burger.”
Pulp Fiction

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Gone With the Wind

“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
Casablanca

“Anyone? Anyone? Beuler…Beuler…”
Ferris Beuler’s Day Off

“Damn the man!”
Empire Records

“AND MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH UUUUUUUUUUUUU……oooooo aaa oh what a world,
what a world…..”
Space Balls

“WOW, that is one big pile of SHIT!”
Jurassic Park

“Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
The Princess Bride

“She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you
are perfect for each other.”
Good Will Hunting

“Mama says alligators is ornery cuz they got all them teeth but no
toothbrush.”
The Waterboy

“CARNIES! Circus folk, nomads you know, smell like cabbage, small hands.”
Austin Powers

“Imagine your a deer. You’re prancing along, and you spot a little brook. You
put your little deer lips down to the clean, clear water…..and BAM! Half your
brain is lying n the ground in little, bloody pieces! Now I axs (ask) ya: would
you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was
wearing??”
My Cousin Vinny

“Do you like apples? Well I got her number. How do you like them apples!!”
Good Will Hunting

“Hey Slider, what happened I thought you wanted to be a pilot? Goose you’re
such a dickhead. Who’s ass did you kiss to get in here? The list is long
but distinguished Yeah, well so is my Johnson!”
TOP GUN

“My name in Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
Princess Bride

“Would you care to wet your whistle Marcus?” “I’d rather spit in your face
only I haven’t got any spit!”
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile!”
Princess Bride

“Do I make you horny?”
Austin Powers

“Stay out of my way. Listen to what I say, or you’ll pay. How bout I go eat some
hay? I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay. I just may. What do you
say?”
Happy Gilmore

“He called the shit poop!!”
Billy Madison

“The Pen is blue; the pen is BLUE….THE GODDAM PEN IS BLUE!!!!!!!”
Liar Liar

“Badges? We don’t need no stinkin BADGES!”
Blazing Saddles

“Shit”
Austin Powers

“Mista, Mista!”
Happy Gilmore

“You suck… jack ass!”
Happy Gilmore

“Dong (clap clap), Dong (clap clap), where is my automobile?”
“Automobile… Vroom, Vroom, Shpish… lake, big lake.”
Sixteen Candles

“Oh sessy girlfriend”
Sixteen Candles

“Mawige. Mawige is what bwings us togethah today. Mawige. That bwessed
awangement…”
The Princess Bride

“Oh you gooseberry!”
Anne of Avonlea

“Yeah, well one day you’ll drop dead and I’ll wear red to your funeral!”
Moonstruck

“No, you’re the Rhoda…I’m the Mary.”
Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion

“It’s not a toomah (tumor)!!!!!!!”
Kindergarten Cop

“Get them! Kill them all!!”
Starship Troopers

“What the hell did you just do sniper?…From now on it’s one shot, one kill.”
Sniper

“HEEED MOVE, NOW! Look at the size of that boy’s heeed. I’m not kidding, it’s
like an orange on a tuuthpick.”
So I Married An Ax Murderer

“Are you high Clarie?”
Olympia Dukakis in Steel Magnolias

“If you can’t be just midly interesting, then shut the fuck up.”
As Good As it Gets

“We keep you alive to serve this ship, so row well… and live”
Ben Hur

“My dad, he’s a gynecologist, and he looks at vaginas all day long”
Kindergarden Cop

“I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the
hanging curve ball, high fibar, good scotch. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald
acted alone. I believe there should be a constitutional amendment outlawing
Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core
pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve,
and I believe in long, soft, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days.”
Bull Durham

“And that’s all I have to say about that.”
Forest Gump

“And where did you go to college?” “I went to F.U.”
Walter Matthau, Out to Sea

“I want a Hot dog, no I want a Hamburger, no I want a hot dog…”
“You’ll get nothing and like it”
Caddyshack

“Ok… if you guys are so cool, why are you sitting here alone at a
Gas-n-Sip on a Saturday night?”
“By choice, dude. Yeah.”
Say Anything

If I were the man I was 5 years ago, (SLAP) I’d take a flamethrower to this
place!”
Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman

“Sonny had five fingers, but he only used tree of ‘em”
A Bronx Tale

“Play it again, Sam!”
Humphrey Bogart

“From now on you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on earth, you are
not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic
pieces of amphibian shit!”
-Gunny Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket