Only in America . . .
Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an
Only in America…are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink!
Only in America…do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!
Only in America…do people order double cheese burgers, a
large fry, and a diet coke!
Only in America…do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters!
Only in America…do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and leave useless pieces of shit in the garage!
Only in America…do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from
someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place!
Only in America…do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight!
Only in America…do we use the word “Politics” to describe
the process so well. “Poli” in latin meaning “many” and “tics”
meaning “blood~sucking creatures!”
Only in America do we have drive~up ATM machines with
Send this to:
0~5 people~ U will have bad luck in dating for the rest of your
life…(and, it also means u have no friends if u can only send
this to less that five people!)
6~11 people~ Ur crush will notice u.
12~19 people~ Ur crush will ask u out in a very sexy way!
20~30 people~ Ur new boyfriend/girlfriend will french u.
31~40 people~ Ur boyfriend/girlfriend and u will really make
out at a party!
41~50 people~ U and ur boyfriend/girlfriend will be at 3rd
51~100 people~ U and ur boyfriend/girlfriend will at home