Parody Quiz

First, get a pen and paper.Second, write the numbers one through six.
1) Next to number one, write any number…

2) Next to number two, write the name of anyone to whom you are really
attracted…

3) Next to three, write down the first color you can think of…

4) Next to number four, write the name of your first pet….

5) Next to number five and six write down the name of a family member…

Remember…no cheating…..
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Here are the answers….

*The number next to number one show how many times you should be
smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid
e-mails like this actually mean anything….

*The person named next to number two is someone who will never sleep
with you because you’re stupid enough to waste your time on something
like this …

*The color you picked means nothing. It’s a friggin’ color for
Christsake…

*Number four gives you the name of a dead animal …

*Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrased to be
related to you…..

*****Pass this on to everyone you know, so they can feel like a schmuck
too.