Pinocchio’s New Hobby

Pinocchio’s New Hobby

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes
complain about splinters when they were having sex.
Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could
help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever
indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing
happily through town and asked him, “How’s the girlfriend?”

Pinocchio replied, “Who needs a girlfriend?”