Prevention Of Lonely Mail Boxes Association

Hello friend. My name is Stephanie, chairman of the POLMBA. I bet you are
wondering “What exactly is the POLMBA?” Well…I am here to tell you just
that! The POLMBA was started way back two minutes ago when you,friend,
complained about your “lonely mailbox” That is the objective of the POLMBA,
to prevent lonely mailboxes. As you may have noticed, POLMBA stands for The
Prevention Of Lonely Mail Boxes Association. This association consists of a
special board who decides who has the lonely mailbox. Special members of this
board are as follows: -Chairman: me
-Writer:
myself
-Editor: I

We strive to prevent lonely mailboxes and hope we succeed at what we do. We
appreciate you, friend, and your contribution of not getting mail. We hope we
have made your mail boxes happie in some way. Because if we change one
mailbox…just one..it makes it all worth it.Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Stephanie Bradshaw
Chairman
Writer
Editor