A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The
doctors asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen
and remove her clothes. She was a bit shocked but went ahead anyway.
When she was undressed he asked her to stand on her hands in front of and
facing a full length mirror. The young woman was even more shocked but if I
would help solve her problem she thought she had better do what the doctor
As soon as she was in position the doctor asked her to open her legs and when
she did he put his head between them and rested his chin right on her private
parts. After a few moments and some very positive ‘yes, yes’ type noises the
doctor instructed her to get dressed again. After she had, the doctor sat her down
and informed her that the main cause of her problem was just that she was
drinking far too much liquid before going to bed.
“So what did the exercise in front of the mirror tell you”.
“Well”, said the doctor, “my wife is right, a beard would suit me”