6 Reasons Tinky Winky can’t be gay.
1. The Purse doesn’t match the shoes. Purple AND Red, I mean really,
clash o rama.
2. He’s kinda obese. Everybody knows that gay men (especially public
figures) are in remarkable shape.
3. That headpiece. Where I rate it for its FABULOUS height, it really
doesn’t have much in the way of frills, its just a triangle. A true
gay person would have accessorized it with beads and/or something frilly.
4. He hangs out in a meadow…..ummmm skip that one, George Michael in the
park ruined that analogy for me.
5. He’s a really bad dancer. Nuff said.
6. The name Tinky Winky. I don’t know a gay man on the planet who
would go with a name like that….HELLO, it screams “I’m small down
there and I don’t care who knows it”.
Sorry, Tinky can’t be gay.