You know you were an 80’s kid if:
**You know what “Sike” means.
**You know the profound meaning of “Wax On Wax Off”.
**You know that another name for a keyboard is a “Synthesizer”.
**You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack.
**You know who Tina Yothers is.
**You wanted to be a Goonie.
**You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got int trouble for sex with minors
and videotaping it, because you liked him.
**You know who Max Headroom is.
**You believed that “By the Power of Greyskull,” you HAD the POWER.
**Partying “like it’s 1999” seemed sooo far away.
**You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
**You wanted to be on StarSearch.
**You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell
**You have worn a Banana Clip, or knew someone who did.
**You owned a doll with “Xavier Roberts” signed on its butt s.
**You knew what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout”.
**You HAD to have your MTV.
**You hold a special place in your heart for “Back to the Future”
**You know where to go if you “wanna go where everybody knows your
**You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
**You actually thought “Dirty Dancing” was a REALLY good movie.
**You have heard of “Garbage Pail Kids”.
**Punks actually “shocked” people
**You knew “The Artist”, when he was humbly called “Prince”.
**You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played “Sam” to be.
**You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.
**You own any cassettes.
**You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living on the
**You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from
Pizza Hut, Or any other stupid collection of glass they came out with.
**Poltergeist freaked you out.
**You carried your luch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
**You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
**You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
**You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three.
**You had a crush on one of the Corey’s (Haim or Feldman).
**You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear.
**You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
**You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
**You know what a “Whammee” is.
**You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi.
**You thought eating Reeses Peices would attract your own Alien.
**Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
**You have ever called 867-5309.
**You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox on your
**You held the top score on PacMan.
**You had MALL Hair.
**You owned a T-Shirt that said, “I shot J.R.”
IF you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend are a
child of the 80’s. Send this to anyone that would appreciate going “Back to
the Future”. To a time when movie stars ran the free world.