The Best Things About Being a Girl

THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

1. We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.

2. Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.

3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.

4. If we’re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we’ll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.

5. We get the bigger apartment on Friends.

6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.

7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.

8. Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. ( how do guys live without that stuff?)

9. We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)

10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.

11. Matt, Jared, Leo, Skeet, Brad, Scott, Ben. Need i explain this one?

12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys

13. We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough

14. That whole circumcision thing!

15. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.

16. We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?

17. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.

18. We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)

19. Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!

20. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are

21. We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.

22. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.

23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.

24. We dont have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there

25. That special bond we have with our moms-some day

26. We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.

27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking Backstreet Boys or N’sync. Well almost nobody

28. Pick up lines. They’re not something we need to practice

29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.

30. We give really really good advice

31. On t.v. shows we’re always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.

32. Dollhouse, Delia’s, XOXO, Wet Seal.

33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.

34. Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls

35. Bevis and Butt-Head arent

36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about u

37. We dont have to sit on our wallets

38. And our wallets have a place for change

39. Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day.

40. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center

41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people

42. Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young

43. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie

44. Fiona, Tori, Sarah, Paula, Alanis, Gwen.

45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true

46. Our magazines have Horoscopes.

47. We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans. ( How can that possibly be comfortable?)

48. Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs (yet)

49. Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesnt work the other way around.

50. We look great in tank tops. ( Hint Hint to any guy reading this)

~~now make a wish about any part of your body, (like to have a better smile, bigger boobs, you get the idea) GO!!!!

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