*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****
We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps
and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and
If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache,
beard, or sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. Get over it.
NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.
Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you
When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees,
or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
What does pms stande for?
We may not be able to pee acurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that you dont’t
have to apologize
when you do something “wrong”.
You expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
We like to know that you love us. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try
to help us make the plans sometimes.
Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what
you wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”.
Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a
PMS is not an excuse.
If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you should put it up
when you’re done.
Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart
is through his stomach…..and maybe….oh nevermind.
And last but not least:
We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.
IF YOU SEND THIS TO:
0-5 people > bad luck
6-10 people > your crush will notice you
10-15 people > your crush will kiss you
15+ people > your crush will fall in love with you