The Three Strong Mice.
Once there were three mice standing around bragging about how strong
they are. The first mouse says boastfully “I’m so strong that I can
get the cheese out of the mouse trap without even getting hurt”.
The second mouse says “oh yeah? Well I can go and raid the fridge and
get what I want, when I want so beat that!” Now at this point the
third mouse begins to walk away shaking his head and the first two
mice say to him “Hey! where are you going?” and to that the third
mouse replies “Oh, I Have to go and fuck the cat again!”.