Toothbrush

WHAT AM I????

THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8
INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP
OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE
OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY
AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE
THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL
LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT
LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER
SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG
GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE
FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT
IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN
MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE
RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY
OWN…………….TOOTHBRUSH……… what were you thinking? You
PERVERT!

send this message to ten of your most perverted friends or else…