Top Ten Reasons Why Making a Yearbook is like Making a Baby
The process takes about 9 months. If it takes any longer, it becomes very
The process is exciting at the very beginning and at the end, but gets
monotonous and tiring in the middle.
No matter how much you read or talk to so-called experts, youre never
really prepared for what happens.
Itll always cost more than you thought.
People are always giving you advice, but arent willing to actually help
People always wanna know how big its gonna be.
When things arent going perfectly, theres sometimes vomiting, morning
sickness, and sleepless nights.
In the middle of the process you swear that you never wanna do this ever
If you do drugs during the nine months, itll come out funny looking.
Neither proofs nor sonograms show you what itll really look like.
Even though you think you know what itll look like, youre quite
anxious to see it when it actually comes out.
No matter how calm you normally are, you yell out for painkillers near
the end of the process.
The process requires some rather funny-looking tools (i.e. croppers,
When it finally does come out, everyone congratulates you and wants to
Once it comes out, its yours to keep. You cannot send it back
After the next one comes out, people think the new one is cute, and dont
really pay any attention to the older one anymore.
After youve done it more than three times or so, people start telling
you that you must be crazy.
From Steve S.