Two Things to Worry About

There are only two things to worry about:

Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well – there’s nothing to worry about -

If you are sick – there are only two things to worry about:
Either you will get well, or you will die.
If you get well – there’s nothing to worry about.

If you die – there are only two things to worry about:
Either you will go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven – there’s nothing to worry about.

But if you go to hell – you’ll be so damn busy shaking hands
with friends, You won’t have time to worry