A honeymooning couple was passing through Kentucky. When they were
approaching Versailles, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the
town. They argued back and forth until they got to the town, where they decided
to stop for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, the man said, “Before we order, could you please
settle an argument for us? Would you very slowly pronounce where we are?”
The guy behind the corner leaned over and said, “Burrrrrrrr gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing”