Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you
Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it out loud
as you scroll down.
Think of a man’s name that begins with the last letter in that
animal. Say it out loud as you scroll down.
Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand
You are not using to scroll down.
Take the last finger you counted with, shove it up your ass, and
Get back to work, you stupid e-mail game playing bastard!