What Does Your Name Mean? (Mean Version)

DOES YOUR NAME MEAN?**
(IF YOUR NAME AIN’T ON HERE, YOU’RE BEAT)

AARON’S are good looking asswipes
ABBY’S are stupid bitches
ABRAHAM’S (AB’S) are pimps
ADAM’S are stupid wannabes
ALAN’S are jerks
ALEX’S masculine but lazy
ALEXANDRIA’S are smart
ALEXIS’S are mean and too smart
ALFRED’S are dorks
ALLISON’S are bitches
ALICE’S are sweet
ALICIA’S say they’ve had sex but they sure
haven’t
ALYSSA’S are quite and smart
AMORY’S are madd cool and funny
AMY’S dump their old friends when someone new comes along
AMANDA’S are geeks
ANDRE(A)’S are stupid whores
ANDREW’S are medium height and try to be
players but end up playin themselves
ANGEL’S can’t take a joke
ANGELA’S are quiet and seem a little dorky
ANNA’S are cute
ANDY’S are very obnoctious
ANNIE’S are nice and cute
ANTHONY’S are really good looking
APRIL’S are fat and dorks
ASHLEY’S are alright
AUSTIN’S are stupid
BARBARA’S have big boobs and flaunt them
BEAU’S are ugly
BECKY’S are small
BEN(JAMIN)’S are fat and sporty
BETH’S are skinny and small but nice
BETTY’S are rip off’s
BLAKE’S are loud and mean
BLAIR’S are flirts but funny
BILLY’S are big-boned and nerds
BOBBY’S are fat asses
BRAD’S are very egotistical
BRANDON’S have big heads
BRETT’S are tall and nice
BRENT’S are short and popular
BRYAN’S- hotties
BRIAN’S- annoying , but nice and cute
BRIANNE’S are good 3 point shooters
BRITTINAY’S – are weirdos
BRITTANY’S – are sensititve and awesome
BROOK(E)’S are athletic
CALVIN’S are funny
CARL’S are short and chunky
CAROLINE’S are good friends
CASEY’S are stupid show offs
CATHY’S are loud
CHARLES’ are always broke
CHERI’S are bitches
CHRIS’ are true actors
CHRISTIAN’S need to loosen up
CHRISTINA’S are sweet, funny, hottt and
caring
CHRISTINE’S are way possesive but cool to their friends
COLLEEN’S are cool
COURTNEY’S are funny but serious
CRAIG’S are sweet, hott and popular
CRYSTAL’S are beautiful but too picky
DANA’S are not shy at all
DAN’S are preppy assholes
DANICA’S are unusual there are not that
many of them
DANIEL’S are addicted to weed
DANIELLE’S are stupid crackhead sluts
DANNY’S are quiet and playas
DAVID’S, DAVE’S are NOT short and cute
*HOWEVER, THEY ARE TALL, SMART AND
FUNNY EX. ME, DAVE ROSS, DAVE BERGER…
END OF STORY
DEAN’S are dorks
DEBBIE’S are cool but are hard to believe sometimes
DIANNE’S are cheap
DONNA’S are short and fat
DUSTIN’S are quiet and weird
DUSTYN’S are cool and artistic
EDWARD’S are weak
EILEEN’S are ugly and stuck up
ELLIOT’S are calm, cool, and collective
ELIZABETH’S have the coolest numbers and
can do what they pleeze (have phatt parties
too)..not really
ELYSSA’S are popular, hot, dance good and
everything else!
EMILY’S are probably nice but to me shes a bitch
ERIC’S are devoted to the one they love
ERIK’S are pretty cool
ETHAN’S are funny
EURIPEDE’S love to rip off their clothes
FRANK’S try to steal your WOMAN
GARY’S are so sweet and shy
GINA’S ain’t playa’s, they just fuck a lot
GREG’S like to crawl
HANNA(H)’S are ANOREXIC
HEATHER’S are unappealling
HEIDI’S are dumb cheerleaders (or will be)
HELEN’S are sluts who steals boyfriends
HOLLY’S are whores w/ no lives
IAN’S are crazy
IRENE’S like to fight
JACKIE’S are all out stuck up bitches
JACOB’S has alot of friends
JAMES are freaky
JAMIE’S like long relationships
JANET’S are crack heads
JASON’S need to get a life of their own
JESSICA’S get into to much trouble but are
smart and pretty
JENNIFER’S are wicked smart and cool and hella nice and
sexy……right on…!!!
JERRY’S are wannabe jnco wearers
JILL’S are usually hot and have the best
personality’s!
JOE’S are funny as sh*t
JOEY’S are hotties and are the sweetest
JONATHAN’S are funny and semi cute
JOSEPH’S like to have a good time
JOSE’S are mad phat and ill, they should be
loved a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOSH(UA)’S are fun to be with
JULIA’S are phly
JULIE’S are stubborn brats
JUSTIN’S are hot and get what ever they
want…HELL NO
KAREN’S have big noses
KARLIE’S are bitches
KATELYN’S are pretty smart and talented
KATE’S are weird and are sh*ts
KATHLEEN’S, are fun and pretty
KATHY’S are friendly but tomboyz
KATIE’S are wacked out
KAITLIN’S, are just awesome
KEITH’S are nice, funny, and good natured
KERRI’S are back stabbing biatches..like Campbell
KELLY’S are Beautiful, funny, smart, and
THAT’S IT
KENT’S are quiet and dorks
KEVIN’S are loaded with cash, and hot as
hell
KIM’S are too smart for their own good
KRISTY’S are little bitches
KRISTEN’S are beautiful, sexy and smart
KYLE’S are freaks
LAUREN’S are skinny and try to get around
LAURA’S they are awsome and get w/ the
cutest guys
LEAH’S are nice
LESLIE’S are lil hoochies
LINDA’S are dirty sluts
LINDSAY’s are HOT! AND ARE GREAT they
are also smart and funny but get into trouble
LYNZEE’S are weird
LISA’S worry way too much
MARCUS’ are funny
MARIA’S are daring know how to have fun
MARGERET’S are worry freaks but are way cool
MARINA’S are good basketball players
MARK’S only wants sex 24/7
MARTIN’S are very athletic
MARY’S are sweet and everyones friend
MARYBETH’S are nice and have big hearts
MATT’S are sweet guys
MELANIE’S are cute and sweet
MELISSA’S are bitches and everyone knows it
MEGAN’S are the coolest gals and they
always make u smile
MIA’S are sweet and funny
MICHAEL’S are mischievous but hella cool to chill with
MICHELLE’S are liked but don’t know how to
walk out her front door
MIKE’S are cuties and really good friends
MINDY’S are sluts who has no friends
MOLLIE’S are Stalkers
MONICA’S have alot of boyfriends and do presidents
MORGAN’S never shut up
NANCY’S jock ANTHONY’S
NATALIE’S cry about everything
NICK’S are cute but egotisical
NICOLE’S are way too nice and sweet and
get what ever guy she wants
NIKKI’S are cool but have attitudes
PATRICK’S are hella buff
PATTY’S are cuties
PAUL’S are butterballs….in a good way!
PETER’S are cute, but too old
RACHAEL’S are pretty and popular but full of it
RHIANNON’S are bitch goddesses
RICARDO’S are players never trust them
RICHARD’S are funny but sometimes mean
RICHIE’S are gorgeous and rich
RICK’S have big noses
RICKY’S are antisocial
ROBERT’S have huge shoes
RON’S are hotties
ROSEMARY’S like to drink
RYAN’S are Hot, Funny, Smart, Nice, & sweet (just
perfect lol)
SAMANTHA’S are sluts, but they know how
to have a good time
SARAH’S are Good friends
SHANNON’S are unique
SHAWN’S are weird and wear eye liner
STACEY’S jocks everyone
STEPHANIE’S are mad kool, not uptight, popular
STEVEN’S (STEVE’S) are lil rich boys
STEWART’S are ugly
SUMMER’S are assholes
SUSAN’S are ugly
SUZANNE’S are pretty and funny
TAMMY’S are wicked nice
TARA’S are pretty and nice
TERRY’S are smart asses
THEA’S are outgoing and friendly
THEO’S are indepth
TIM’S are drug addicts
TOMMY’S are nice but conceited
TONY’S are sexy Italion Stallions
TROY’S are nice but conceited
TRACI’S love to laugh
TYLER’S cool and funny and can be perverts
VICTORIA’S are sluts
VANESSA’S are shy and are bitches
VINCENT’S are dorks
WENDY’S are psycho and are fat
WHITNEY’S are shady but pretty
WILLIAM’S has alot of friends
ZACK’S are talkative and athletic

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