What girls say …what they mean
Can’t we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going
to let any part of your body touch
any part of mine, again.
I just need some space …without you in it
Can you help me with my If I keep whining, the fool
homework? will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress? We haven’t had a fight in a while
No, pizza’s fine Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend I just do not want (you as) a
I don’t know; what do you want I can’t believe that you have
to do? nothing planned
Come here My puppy does this too
I like you but… I don’t like you
You never listen You never listen
We’re moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you
until I find out if this guy in Bio
has a girlfriend
I’ll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make
you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no
way I am going dutch
Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get
this over with
I’m just going out with the We are gonna get sloppy and make
girls. fun of you and your friends
There’s no one else I am doing your brother
Size doesn’t count… unless I want an orgasm
What guys say… …What they mean…
It is just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and she’ll have
her legs around my head.
She’s kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue
I don’t know if I like her She won’t blow me
I need you My hand is tired
I had her all week I had (wet dreams about) her all week.
I really want to get to know you …so I can tell my friends about
How do I compare with all your Is my penis really that small?
You’re the only girl I’ve ever You are the only girl who has not
cared about rejected me
I want you back …for tonight anyway
We’ve been through so much If it was not for you, I never
together would have lost my virginity
I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is
starting to look good
No, I do not want to dance Shoot! She’ll know that I have a
right now hard-on
The break-up should not start I want to have sex a few more times
for another 24 hours
I am different from all the I am not circumcised
****THIS LETTER HAS BEEN POSITIVELY CHARGED WITH GOOD LUCK****
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