Who Wants to Marry…

We at the FOX Television Network are planning several future
shows, similar to “Who wants to Marry a Millionaire”. We are
currently searching for females to be possible contestants in
these upcoming shows:

“Who Wants To Marry Joe Schmo:”
(A Short, Ugly, Balding Accountant Who Makes $40,000/Year
- But Has Never Hit Women Or Had Restraining Orders Filed
Against Him)

“Who Wants To Marry Billy-Joe “Bubba” Darryll”:
(A Redneck Who Has No Job or Teeth – But is Honest About
Living in a Shack, And Doesn’t Lie About Knowing Jay Leno)

“Who Wants To Marry a Mystery Psycho:”
(A Loser Hiding Behind A Screen Because – He Can’t Get A
Date Any Other Way, So No Woman He’s Assaulted Will
Recognize Him, and Because He’s a Pervert Who Picks A Wife
By Swimsuit Appearance)
[OOPS, we've already done THIS show!!!!]

All females eligible for selection as contestants must meet the
following requirements:

1. An IQ of no more than 70
2. The face, body and brain of a Barbie doll
3. The ability to walk while wearing a bikini and stilletto
heels
4. The attitude that prostitution is OK if you call it something
else.

Women who possess any self-respect, have a life, or do not
match these standards need not apply.

Good luck!

Sincerely,

The FOX Network