World’s Greatest IQ Test

THE WORLD’S GREATEST IQ TEST

THE FOLLOWING IQ TEST IS THE GREATEST IQ TEST ON THIS PLANET, NOT EVEN THE TOP
1% OF HARVARD STUDENTS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET A PERFECT SCORE, SO GO AHEAD AND
GIVE IT A TRY

1. THE ORIGINAL COLOUR OF COCA-COLA WAS
A)BLUE
B)BLACK
C)GREEN
D)WHITE

2. THE HAWAIIAN ALPHABET HAS HOW MANY LETTERS?
A)21
B)18
C)12
D)5

3. WHICH CONTINANT HAS A HIGHER PERCENTAGE OF WILDERNESS?
A)AFRICA
B)NORTH AMERICA

4. WHAT IS THE COST OF RAISING A MEDIUM SIZED DOG TO THE AGE OF ELEVEN?
A)$3300
B)$4500
C)$5100
D)$6400

5. HOW OLD WAS THE YOUNGEST POPE?
A)21
B)17
C)11
D)8

6. THE ANSWER TO 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 IS
A)1
B)111
C)1 TO THE POWER OF 18
D)12,345,678,987,654,321

7. THE COUNTRY WHICH CONSUMES THE MOST COCA-COLA PER CAPITA IS
A)AMERICA
B)CANADA
C)ICELAND
D)JAPAN

8. AN OSTRICH’S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN
A)TRUE
B)FALSE

9. THE LONGEST RECORDED FLIGHT OF A CHICKEN IS
A)8 SECONDS
B)13 SECONDS
C)25 SECONDS
D)NONE, CHICKENS DON’T FLY

10. ONLY ONE PERSON IN TWO BILLION WILL LIVE TO BE 116 YEARS OLD OR OLDER
A)TRUE
B)FALSE

THE ANSWERS ARE AS FOLLLOWS
1.C
2.C
3.B
4.D
5.C
6.D
7.C
8.A
9.B
10.A

THANK-YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO COMPLETE THE WORLD’S GREATEST IQ TEST.
HOWEVER I AM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT IF YOU ACUTALLY TOOK THE TIME TO
COMPLETE THIS TEST YOU CAN’T BE REASONABLY SMART AND SO THEREFORE YOUR IQ IS
SO LOW THAT IT WON’T EVEN REGISTER ON THE IQ SCALE.
SCORE REGISTRY

0-3 AVERAGE

3-6 YOU HAVE TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS SO WHY DON’T YOU TRY SOMETHING
PRODUCTIVE LIKE THROWING YOURSELF IN FRONT OF A MOVING CAR OR FLUSH
YOURSELF DOWN THE TOILET.

6-9 GENIUS STATUS, FOR THE FEW AND DISTINGUISHED I HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION FOR
YOU TO PONDER, IF YOU ARE GOING TO SHOOT A MIME DO YOU NEED A SILENCER?

10-10 (PERFECT SCORE) THE ALIENS ARE AMONGST US, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!

THIS IS A SPECIAL CHAIN LETTER THAT ORIGIANTED AT AREA 51 SO PLEASE FORWARD TO 5
OF YOUR FRIENDS. IF YOU CHOOSE TO INGORE THIS WARNING THAN BEWARE, IF THIS
LETTER IS NOT FORWARDED WITHIN 24 HOURS AFTER YOU RECEIVE IT THEN MEN IN
BLACK WILL VISIT YOUR HOME AND WILL COVER YOU IN VASALINE GEL, THEN YOU WILL
BE TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER GALAXY WHERE YOUR BODY WILL BE USED AS A GIGANTIC
PUCK IN THE INTERGALATIC STANLEY CUP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS LETTER TO 5 OF YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY SEE HOW STUPID YOU
REALLY ARE!!!

THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!! PLEASE DO TO SPAM THIS MESSAGE, IF
YOU FOUND IT AMUSING THEN PLEASE FORWARD IT TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY TOO
COULD ALSO ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH, REMEBER WITHOUT LAUGHTER THERE IS NO JOY IN
THE WORLD