You May Be an Engineer If…

You may be an engineer if….

1) Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is
a moral dilemma
2) You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room
3) The sales people a the local computer store can’t answer any of your
questions
4) You bought your spouse a new CD-ROM drive for his/her birthday
5) You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
6) You can type 70 words per minute but can’t read your own handwriting
7) You comment to your spouse that his/her straight hair is nice and
parallel You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances
9) You have more friends on the Internet have in real life
10) You know what http:// stands for
11) You look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids’ toys together
12) You see a good design and still have to change it
13) You window shop at Radio Shack
14) Your laptop computer cost more than your car
15) Your spouse doesn’t have the foggiest idea what you do at work
16) You’ve already calculated how much you make per second
17) You’ve tried to repair a $5.00 radio