You Might Be a College Student If…

YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT……

If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.

If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.

If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.

If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.

If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.

If your glass set is composed of McDonald’s Extra Value Meal Plastic
Cups(ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).

If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.

If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.

If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one
trip).

If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.

If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.

If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.

If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t

If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week

If you eat at the cafeteria because it’s”free”, even though it sucks

If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy

If you wake up 10 minutes before class

If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row — without washing them

If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class

If your social life consists of a date with the library

If your idea of “doing your hair” is putting on a baseball cap

If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room

If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that’s all you
have

If you haven’t done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to
class

If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn

If you celebrate when you find a quarter

If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over

If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women
(whichever your preference)

If you have built up a tolerence for certain beverages (he he he)

If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself

If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis

If you get more sleep in class than in your room

If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles

If you can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo

If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes

If you get more e-mail than mail……