You might be a high-tech redneck if…
Your e-mail address ends in “@over.yonder.com.”
Your laptop has a sticker that says, “Protected by Smith and Wesson.”
You’ve ever doubled the value of your truck
by installing a cellular phone.
You wire your network with jumper cables.
Your wife said either she or the computer had to go,
and you still don’t miss her.
You’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
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Your spell checker knows words like, “Y’all”, “Yonder”, and “Reckon.”
Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5″ disk drive.
Smith & Wesson…the original Point-N-Click interface.
When you order your new pick-up truck with
a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets.
You only buy from GateWay, ’cause the cow-colored boxes are a hoot.