You Might Have a Redneck Yard If

You might have a redneck yard if…

You can barely see the toilets because the grass is so high

Every major household appliance is represented in your landscaping decor

Several cars that will never again run are displayed on blocks

Numerous tires scattered throughout yard, that don’t match any of above
cars

Numerous car parts scattered throughout yard, that don’t match above cars
or tires

Three words: Silver Streak Trailer

Pile of empty liquor/beer containers that rivals the Matterhorn in height

Random piles of metal parts of unknown origin that do not match said
appliances or cars

Plastic flowers that spin when it’s windy and/or plastic flamingos add
that extra touch of class

Above-mentioned valuable items are guarded by: underfed hound dogs and/or
overfed wife & her shotgun.